On raising a proper smart ass

[NightWatcher]

My 4 year old comes home with an 18"x20" piece of art that is a circle of green and blue smeared about. ) It's really quite striking and I'll try to find a way to post a pic of it, but that's irrelevant now). I said to her, "and what is this supposed to be?"

She says "It's a moo cow, Dad. Of course it's Earth!"

Earlier her Kindle froze up and she said "It's crapped the bed, Dad". I was so glad her Mom was out shopping at the time.

[Tom_Foolery]

1. Looks like you have a 4 year old who's going on 30...

My daughter was the same way. She's now 24 and still very quick witted.

[rurallib]

2. good luck trying to correct her when you are laughing your ass off

[kwassa]

3. as I said to my wife ...

I can be a smart ass, or I can be a dumb ass.

Which would you prefer?

[denbot]

4. "It's crapped the bed" will now go into my snark rotation.

Your daughter rocks!