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KMOD and a raccoon walk into a bar around 5 PM
They both sit down on adjacent stools.
Raccoon to bartender: "I'll have Sex on the Beach, sir. Keep 'em coming"
Bartender: "Ok", shakes head, muttering "I had no idea raccoons liked SOTB".
KMOD to bartender: "I"ll have a Candy Raccoon, sir. Keep my glass filled please".
Bartender: "OK", shakes head, muttering "SOTB, Candy Raccoon, this night is getting weirder by the minute. Now I need a drink".
*Clock behind bar chimes midnight*
Raccoon turns to KMOD, who is just as sloshed as he/she (?) is.
"I'll race you home!"
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but I'm a margarita girl. 