Dumb Duggar Girl And Dumb Husband Explain Atheists Don’t Exist (Kind Of Like God)

[niyad]

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Dumb Duggar Girl And Dumb Husband Explain Atheists Don’t Exist (Kind Of Like God)

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There is something in Texas called the Institute for Creation Research, and one of the reality-TV-for-Christ girl Duggars took a field trip to it, with her husband. This is the same Duggar who field tripped to the Holocaust Memorial Museum in DC, where she learned that Charles Darwin did the Holocaust with his just-a-theory of evolution, so abortions are bad. (Homeschooling for the win!)



Duggar-in-law Ben Seewald and his little lady Jessa went and got themselves edumacated on the “scientific” “evidence” that the Bible is real — LITERALLY real, and literally literal, according to the “research” “institute” and its leader, Dr. Jason Lisle, apparently the foremost expert on saying THE BIBLE IS REAL!


Ben interviewed this expert, and Jessa shared it on her FaceTube, we guess because now that she’s married, Ben can be in charge of doing all the talking and learning and thinking for her. What a relief!

Wanna know what the Duggars learned on their latest learnin’ excursion? Shut up, you’re going to hear about it anyway, but yes, we can drink all the booze when we’re done. Teach us some shit, Dr. Lisle:

The evidence of God is ubiquitous, it’s everywhere. And in fact, Romans I tells us that God has revealed himself to everyone. And what that means is there really is no such thing as an atheist. There are those people who profess to be atheists, but in their heart of hearts, they know that there’s God because God has revealed himself to everyone. He’s hardwired us to know that he exists. And he’s hardwired us in such a way that when we look into the universe, we immediately recognize it’s the handiwork of God. And not just a god, the God. We recognize God.

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And yes, we can all have that drink now.

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[Aristus]

1. Is it possible to calculate TT on that circular logic?

[Solly Mack]

2. It's ALL about the money, money, money.

They want your money, money, money
They just wanna make the world dumb
They're all about the price tag.


(with apologies to Jessie J)

[hifiguy]

3. Welp, that's about as pure a vein of 99.9% stupidium

as you are ever going to find. How do people this fucking imbecilic manage to master using toilet paper?

[niyad]

6. are you certain that they have?

[cloudbase]

4. Make mine a double. n/t

[niyad]

7. just pass the bottle!

[kairos12]

5. Is that god or dog?

[BlueJazz]

8. "Institute for Creation Research"

[niyad]

10. so glad I wasn't drinking anything.

[Initech]

9. Who gives a shit about what they think?

[niyad]

11. we needed a break from the rest of the insanity.

[Avalux]

12. Those poor kids haven't a clue about science or fact.

They cannot prove, via scientific experimentation, that god exists (THEIR GOD). They think that just because they believe it, it's truth - a UNIVERSAL truth.

But you know, everyone has their own truth, based on what they decide is right for them (it's called free will). I won't criticize them for believing in their form of god, they have a right to believe whatever they want. Alternatively, they need to step outside of themselves and understand that others have a right to believe whatever they want as well. Atheists do exist, it's their choice.

I hope some day they figure that out.