Man turns fart recording into symphony, calls it his ‘rectum opus’ (VIDEO)

[meow2u3]

Absence makes the fart grow fonder.

A brother who started texting his sibling the sound of his flatulence after he moved away was stunned when one of his toots turned out to be a symphony in disguise.

By slowing the seven-tone noise of his gas down, Laurence deciphered it to be a major seventh arpeggio in B flat with an incidental at the end.

He turned it into a bizarre symphony and uploaded the audio to his "Shonky Brothers" YouTube channel on Sunday, introducing it as his "rectum opus."

It’s a whiff of genius that’s combined with a flute to produce the 20-second "Magnum Anus."

Laurence posted a link to the clip on Reddit, where he explained the creative process behind the composition.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/man-turns-fart-recording-symphony-rectum-opus-article-1.2227538

He literally pulled this out of his ass.

Magnum Anus

[Arkansas Granny]

1. That beats anything I've ever felt, smelt or stepped in.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. I lol'd at that one.

Then there's Joseph Pujol: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane

[GoneOffShore]

3. Excellent call.

And remember in "Blazing Saddles", Governor William J. Lepetomane.

And of course, the bean scene.