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dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts) Sat May 30, 2015, 09:31 AM May 2015

McDonald’s defy quantum physics with sign

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McDonald’s defy quantum physics with sign (Original Post) dixiegrrrrl May 2015 OP

Aw man, I just wanted a Bacon, Egg, and Cheese biscuit NightWatcher May 2015 #1

I'm trying to think of a Schrodinger's Cat joke... First Speaker May 2015 #2

Schrödinger's cat is ordering a Big Mac in the left lane and the right lane. The Velveteen Ocelot May 2015 #3

or not. dixiegrrrrl May 2015 #4

It's alright because the two paths recombine at the pick-up window Taitertots May 2015 #5

Give em a break, it didn't say at the same time. n/t A Simple Game May 2015 #6

Challenge accepted! Major Nikon May 2015 #7

You win the thread!!!!! dixiegrrrrl May 2015 #9

That reminds me of a joke hifiguy May 2015 #8

NightWatcher

(39,343 posts)

1. Aw man, I just wanted a Bacon, Egg, and Cheese biscuit

Reply to dixiegrrrrl (Original post)

Sat May 30, 2015, 09:54 AM

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brb

First Speaker

(4,858 posts)

2. I'm trying to think of a Schrodinger's Cat joke...

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Sat May 30, 2015, 10:22 AM

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...but nothing is coming...

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,683 posts)

3. Schrödinger's cat is ordering a Big Mac in the left lane and the right lane.

Reply to First Speaker (Reply #2)

Sat May 30, 2015, 10:26 AM

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dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)

4. or not.

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Sat May 30, 2015, 10:32 AM

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Taitertots

(7,745 posts)

5. It's alright because the two paths recombine at the pick-up window

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Sat May 30, 2015, 12:27 PM

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A Simple Game

(9,214 posts)

6. Give em a break, it didn't say at the same time. n/t

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Sat May 30, 2015, 04:38 PM

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Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)

7. Challenge accepted!

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Sat May 30, 2015, 07:41 PM

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dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)

9. You win the thread!!!!!

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Sun May 31, 2015, 12:01 AM

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hifiguy

(33,688 posts)

8. That reminds me of a joke

Reply to dixiegrrrrl (Original post)

Sat May 30, 2015, 07:57 PM

May 2015

Erwin Schrodinger and Werner Heisenberg are blasting down an Arizona highway in a Porsche and they get pulled over.

Cop to Heisenberg: Do you know how fast you were going?

Heisenberg: Nein, but I know exactly vhere ve are!

Cop: You were going 105 miles per hour.

Heisenberg: Oh, vunderbar, now ve are completely lost.

Cop to Schrodinger: You got anything in the trunk, buddy?

Schrodinger: Go look for yourself.

Cop (looking in trunk): There is a cat in here and it's dead!

Schrodinger: Vell of course it is. NOW, dummkopf.

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