Can you tell me the way to Corolla Laguna?

[Xipe Totec]

True story. Happened yesterday.

Coming back from a hike in the blue hills, heading back to my car. A young guy, late teens, early 20's comes up to me..

- Excuse me, sir, can you tell me the way to Corolla Laguna?

- Pardon?

- Do you know how I can get to Corolla Laguna?

- Blank stare....

- Does Corolla Laguna ring a bell to you?

- Mmmm. Nooo... What context?

- Well, I'm meeting some friends here and they told me to meet them by Corolla Laguna and I'm trying to find that place.

- Long pause... Wouldn't that be a Corolla Laguna in the parking lot?

- Longer pause... Oh, my god, I bet you'll have a story to tell about how stupid I am....

- Noooo... Not really...

[taterguy]

1. Take HWY 64 to Nags Head and turn left

When you run out of road you've gone too far.

If you're coming from the north, take 158 across the Wright Brothers Bridge and turn left at Kitty Hawk.

These directions are subject to revision when they build the new Bodie Island Bridge.

[Xipe Totec]

2. He, he'd probably would have swallowed that line too...