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(25,348 posts)"Honey, what are those little white squiggly things on your chips?"
"Ah.. protein"
LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)lovemydog
(11,833 posts)Dead Mouse
Weed and Colt .45
Body Odor
Industrial Chemicals and Papaya
Earwax and dust
Bellybutton lint
Flop sweat and shame
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)Bad Cold
Dumpster and Daffodils
Excellent!
Peanuts and gum
Halitosis
Ben Gay and Old Man Smell
Hayduke Bomgarte
(1,965 posts)Urinal Cake
Joint Compound
Brake Fluid
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)Nachos & Morgue
Locker Room
Porn Arcade and Mango
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)lovemydog
(11,833 posts)end your day!
We've got some great suggestion on this thread.
Urinal Cake made me lol!
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)Did someone say Arko?
http://www.amazon.com/Arko-Shaving-Soap-Stick/dp/B002A5OLHQ
Ron Obvious
(6,261 posts)Ball Sweat
Arse
Smegma
Reptile Vomit
Stale Cornflakes (indistinguishable from Baked Potato Chips, really)
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)Week-Old Crime Scene
Durian Fruit-Limburger Cheese
Old Frig Pan Water
Unemptied Ashtray
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)Ripe Armpit
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)geardaddy
(24,931 posts)Shag carpet
Port Authority Men's Room
Gary, Indiana Summer
jmowreader
(50,557 posts)shenmue
(38,506 posts)LiberalElite
(14,691 posts)used cat litter and lima beans
sweet n' sour toe jam
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)lovemydog
(11,833 posts)bluedigger
(17,086 posts)Gravesoil & Mushroom?
sarge43
(28,941 posts)tomm2thumbs
(13,297 posts)I'm dyin'!!
joanbarnes
(1,722 posts)geardaddy
(24,931 posts)High School Boys Locker Room
Trump Hair Spray
Phentex
(16,334 posts)something green for everyone!
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)I have had in weeks. Even better than SCE's Sunday LOLCats.
ETA - No plutonium? No Bong Water? Pikers.
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)gregcrawford
(2,382 posts)... now I'll never enjoy potato chips again.
Back in the seventies I was employed by a design firm that worked me like a rented mule. One client was a yogurt start-up run by two women, one of whom was VERY unpleasant. I designed the packaging for them, and for an investor dinner party I included an extra dummy label for CLAM YOGURT. BIG hit, I was told. I quit the next day.
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)Ilsa
(61,695 posts)Ilsa
(61,695 posts)Ilsa
(61,695 posts)geardaddy
(24,931 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)geardaddy
(24,931 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)That's how you get the best chips.
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)sarge43
(28,941 posts)Boston baked beans and ham hocks
Jello and mashed potatoes (must be served together in the same tray section)
Mystery meat and chicken gravy
Pickled beets and succotash
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)From the lovely C-rat fine cuisine menu.
sarge43
(28,941 posts)The breakfast of ATC trained bottom feeders.
customerserviceguy
(25,183 posts)and I swear, they have "Cowboy Baked Beans" flavor from Western Canada. We just got into the bag last night, and while my lady was grossed out by the package (the French translation is "Feves au Lard" she did have to admit, they nailed the flavor perfectly.
We did find Ruffles Poutine flavor, and Old Dutch Chicken flavor as well, I have to say, Canada has some interesting flavored potato chips!
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)Miracle Whip and Pomade
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)You're killing it geardaddy.
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)geardaddy
(24,931 posts)hifiguy
(33,688 posts)toilet paper.
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)lovemydog
(11,833 posts)Curdled Milk
Roquefort and Sushi
Colostomy & Ranch
Old Wound
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)and Old Wound.
I like Post-Burning Man too!
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)Sour Deet and Onion
Deep Woods Off!
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)Nacho Fleece
Sea Cucumber n' Carmel
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)geardaddy
(24,931 posts)RoccoR5955
(12,471 posts)geardaddy
(24,931 posts)LiberalElite
(14,691 posts)out loud on the crosstown bus now - but this being NYC nobody gives a good hoot.
olddots
(10,237 posts)CIGARETTES & MILK.
Tums & Vodka. and naturally. Dog Farts and Beer Breath .
YUMMY !!!!!!!!
Marty McGraw
(1,024 posts)Dog Farts all you want
Just,
Don't Touch!
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)olddots
(10,237 posts)I cryed laughing .
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)Glad you enjoyed it as much as I have.
ailsagirl
(22,896 posts)Last edited Sun Sep 20, 2015, 03:04 PM - Edit history (3)
IMO, Lays are the WORST potato chips-- ever. I don't how they've survived so long. Their chips are often broken, too salty, too thin, and too oily. Stick with Ruffles!!
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)Ruffles or the local chips, Old Dutch Rip-Ls
davidpdx
(22,000 posts)Just disgusting ones that make no sense at all. I swear to god it was either here in Korea or in China I saw seafood flavored potato chips. Don't remember which one it was.
Lunabell
(6,080 posts)This is funny, I did laugh out loud. Orange juice and toothpaste!
Lloydhow
(3 posts)must be the new CEO at Lays.
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RushIsRot
(4,016 posts)Strawberry Shortcake
Tire Store and Pecans
Grapefruit and Rolaids
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)lunatica
(53,410 posts)Oh no! It actually tastes like a couch that a dog has ripped apart! Damn!