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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsCONFESS!!! What makes you especially qualified to be the NEXT Speaker of the House!!!
At this point the GOP is running out of candidates and technically you do not need to be a member of congress to be Speaker of the House.
So post your unique qualifications and maybe you'll get that special tap to replace Mr. Crying Orangeman himself, John Boehner, to be the next Speaker of the House.
Hell he could make this a reality TV show!!!
LuckyTheDog
(6,837 posts)I am a Democrat and therefore, not part of the cult of the GOP. So, there's that.
Myrina
(12,296 posts)n/t
DFW
(54,370 posts)Yavin4
(35,438 posts)Iggo
(47,552 posts)NaturalHigh
(12,778 posts)kairos12
(12,859 posts)sarge43
(28,941 posts)benld74
(9,904 posts)ProfessorGAC
(65,013 posts)Then, we might get some agreement because i could make them an offer they couldn't refuse.
trueblue2007
(17,217 posts)LynneSin
(95,337 posts)you just unqualified yourself!!!!
kwassa
(23,340 posts)DinahMoeHum
(21,784 posts)". . .And cry 'content' to that which grieves my heart,
And wet my cheeks with artificial tears,
And frame my face for all occasions. . ."
― William Shakespeare, King Henry VI, Part 3
Yavin4
(35,438 posts)Oh wait you asked for qualities for being the next Speaker, not coach of the Eagles.
Sorry, wrong post.
rurallib
(62,411 posts)TexasBushwhacker
(20,185 posts)But seriously, I just don't tolerate bullshit and I'm really not all that into money, so I wouldn't be inclined to push laws that would benefit me financially if they were bad for the country.
blogslut
(38,000 posts)lovemydog
(11,833 posts)madinmaryland
(64,931 posts)great rapture and now you are back. You now have the perfect qualifications to be the leader of the Republican party and the US House of Representatives.
Just sayin!
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)and I wasn't paying that damn $8 toll
They even put toll booths on the backroads into Heaven.
At least Delaware they have back roads I can get around!
Wounded Bear
(58,648 posts)All the more reason to go elsewhere.
shenmue
(38,506 posts)lovemydog
(11,833 posts)as well as anyone.
IrishEyes
(3,275 posts)I can say many big words in English. I also can speak a few different languages. I can stand, clap and sit down. I know where the house is. I can stay awake and stop from throwing things (mostly) when the republicans say stupid things. I don't tan since I'm Irish.
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)Try having someone drop a large heavy rock on your head so you can have a bit of brain damage and then try applying again.
Else maybe you'll have to wait for the Democrats to get control because there you'd be very well qualified!
(and please do NOT have someone drop a large heavy rock on your head. We need smart people like you!)
IrishEyes
(3,275 posts)So, I guess my career in the GOP is over. Thank goodness.
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)just saying....
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)OakCliffDem
(1,274 posts)I will tell you my other qualifications later.
mentalsolstice
(4,460 posts)underpants
(182,791 posts)And I some pretty good impressions.
malthaussen
(17,193 posts)This seems to go a long way in politics.
-- Mal
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)Can Chaffetz or Gowdy or Newt or whoever say that?
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)so there!
hobbit709
(41,694 posts)GOLGO 13
(1,681 posts)It's one of my many super-powers according to my ex-gf.
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)I might have to challenge you on that one!
Hotler
(11,421 posts)give people the middle finger.
gratuitous
(82,849 posts)Also, I can accurately throw a gavel 35 yards (give or take a foot, but since I'd probably be aiming at the Republican side of the chamber most of the time, if I missed my target, whoever took one off the forehead probably deserved it as well).
LanternWaste
(37,748 posts)I use coasters when I drink coffee, and pretentiously scoff at anyone who uses flavored creamers. Chocolate's not really my thing, and my album collection is four times bigger than my ego. I prefer driving a stick shift, I like Piña coladas, getting caught in the rain, and the feel of the ocean and the taste of champagne (although I'm usually asleep at midnight, and don't think dunes should wear capes given our current fashion trends).
On edit: I'll use a taser on anyone in the House who votes the wrong way or spells anything incorrectly.