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Punk scientists discover fourth chord
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/punk-scientists-discover-fourth-chord-2015032496607Punk scientists have been researching the possibility of an additional chord since the late 70s, but only in a haphazard DIY manner.
Researcher Mary Fisher at the Fuck Your Mum Punk Laboratory said: “One of our team was frantically strumming while buzzing on amphetamines and he just kind of came across it.
“If we had known about this chord forty years ago maybe we could have smashed the system.
“Still, it’s better to take a while than to be too technical because then you end up with prog rock.”
Researcher Mary Fisher at the Fuck Your Mum Punk Laboratory said: “One of our team was frantically strumming while buzzing on amphetamines and he just kind of came across it.
“If we had known about this chord forty years ago maybe we could have smashed the system.
“Still, it’s better to take a while than to be too technical because then you end up with prog rock.”
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I say we bring back burning at the stake, it's the only thing that will put a stop to this. 