Confess!!! WHich part of your FBI file?

[taterguy]

Do you really, really hope gets redacted.

[Downwinder]

1. None!

I am proud of every bit.

[Ptah]

2. That part about allegedly running a pizza joint from my home.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

8. FBI still talks about how you rolled the pizza into the paper to make the joint.

And they have no clue how you kept it lit.

[Xipe Totec]

3. I don't know what they have on me. But fire away. Hit me with your best shot.

Except bout the sheep.

Sheep are liars!

Don't listen to the sheep!

[GreydeeThos]

4. Come on taterguy, you know which part

Surly you haven't forgotten that incident we were involved in a few years ago, now have you?

[taterguy]

7. Surly?

[trof]

9. I don't like surly people.

I just don't.

[GreydeeThos]

11. Would you rather be called Shirley?

[hunter]

5. Playing PENGO for hours?

Of course that was easy money for the roomie informing on me, so even in darkness there is light!

https://archive.org/details/a8b_Pengo_1983_Atari_US_k_file

[fleur-de-lisa]

6. Cavity search at the prison

Absolutely was not me!

[rug]

10. The letter I sent to Eldridge suggesting he go into fashion design.

[peacefreak]

12. 1971

The picture of me sitting on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial rolling by brother a joint (this is true!)

[shenmue]

13. The thing about the goat

Man, was it messy.

[2naSalit]

14. I'm not tellin'.