Very Lonely Luke and Emo Kylo Ren battle for best Star Wars mockery
on Twitter. I was laughing out loud (for real) over some of these tweets. Spoilers if you haven't seen the movie!
Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke
Dad lost his arms & legs & fell in lava
He kicked ass for another 23 years
I ran after one student went bad
I hope Dad can’t see me now
Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke 18h18 hours ago
It's hard not to dwell on the past when I'm alone.
Like, why did Leia get to be a princess?
We're twins.
They made me a moisture farmer.
Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n 29 Dec 2015
what's the word for when your father is frozen in carbonite but emotionally for your whole childhood
Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n 25 Dec 2015
current status: in a sarlacc pit but emotionally
Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n 23 Dec 2015
mom
please check your texts
i had a fit of extreme power and rage where i mistakenly force-crushed my retainer