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As I suspected, Cats are reincarnated fat, men couch potatos (Original Post) packman Jan 2016 OP
Or maybe The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2016 #1
As a fat male couch potato... Wounded Bear Jan 2016 #2
I don't think you would hate being one. The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2016 #3
My Mom who wasn't a FMCP always said she wanted to come back as a cat. nt Fla Dem Jan 2016 #4
Cats are tiny women in fur coats; A HERETIC I AM Jan 2016 #5
Lol!! Thata funny! darkangel218 Jan 2016 #6
poor guy CountAllVotes Jan 2016 #7
That is a picture of complete contentment. hifiguy Jan 2016 #8

The Velveteen Ocelot

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3. I don't think you would hate being one.
Sat Jan 16, 2016, 01:25 PM
Jan 2016

Look at the photo in the OP: the picture of perfect, completely relaxed laziness. Cats have it figured out. They don't do any work and people love them for it. I just want to know where to sign up.

A HERETIC I AM

(24,367 posts)
5. Cats are tiny women in fur coats;
Sat Jan 16, 2016, 05:32 PM
Jan 2016
What is a Cat?
1) Cats do what they want.
2) They rarely listen to you.
3) They're totally unpredictable.
4) They whine when they are not happy.
5) When you want to play, they want to be alone.
6) When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7) They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8) They're moody.
9) They leave hair everywhere.
10) They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

Conclusion: Cats are tiny women in little fur coats.

What is a Dog?
1) Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
2) They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
3) They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4) They growl when they are not happy.
5) When you want to play, they want to play.
6) When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7) They are great at begging.
8) They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
9) They leave their toys everywhere.
10) They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.

Conclusion: Dogs are men in little fur coats.
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