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As I suspected, Cats are reincarnated fat, men couch potatos (Original Post)
packman
Jan 2016
OP
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,682 posts)1. Or maybe
cats are what fat men couch potatoes want to be reincarnated as.
Wounded Bear
(58,648 posts)2. As a fat male couch potato...
I resemble that remark.
(Oh, I hate cats, too)
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,682 posts)3. I don't think you would hate being one.
Look at the photo in the OP: the picture of perfect, completely relaxed laziness. Cats have it figured out. They don't do any work and people love them for it. I just want to know where to sign up.
Fla Dem
(23,656 posts)4. My Mom who wasn't a FMCP always said she wanted to come back as a cat. nt
A HERETIC I AM
(24,367 posts)5. Cats are tiny women in fur coats;
What is a Cat?
1) Cats do what they want.
2) They rarely listen to you.
3) They're totally unpredictable.
4) They whine when they are not happy.
5) When you want to play, they want to be alone.
6) When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7) They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8) They're moody.
9) They leave hair everywhere.
10) They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
Conclusion: Cats are tiny women in little fur coats.
What is a Dog?
1) Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
2) They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
3) They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4) They growl when they are not happy.
5) When you want to play, they want to play.
6) When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7) They are great at begging.
8) They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
9) They leave their toys everywhere.
10) They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
Conclusion: Dogs are men in little fur coats.
1) Cats do what they want.
2) They rarely listen to you.
3) They're totally unpredictable.
4) They whine when they are not happy.
5) When you want to play, they want to be alone.
6) When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7) They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8) They're moody.
9) They leave hair everywhere.
10) They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
Conclusion: Cats are tiny women in little fur coats.
What is a Dog?
1) Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
2) They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
3) They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4) They growl when they are not happy.
5) When you want to play, they want to play.
6) When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7) They are great at begging.
8) They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
9) They leave their toys everywhere.
10) They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
Conclusion: Dogs are men in little fur coats.
darkangel218
(13,985 posts)6. Lol!! Thata funny!
CountAllVotes
(20,868 posts)7. poor guy
He must be exhausted and needs his beauty sleep!
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)8. That is a picture of complete contentment.
You can't possibly be more relaxed than that.