Question about auto-erotic asphyxiation.

[Glassunion]

Does it work for other things?

Like I'm eating a meatball sub that is so-so... But if I were hanging myself just a little bit, would it become a really good sub? How about for stuff I hate? Like mowing the lawn, taking out the garbage, account reconciliations at work....?

[rurallib]

1. I don't know why, but I think you may have come to the right place

As for me I think I will sit over in the corner and

[In_The_Wind]

5. Scooch over ...

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[virtualobserver]

2. It does improve the experience of watching Republican debates....as long as you fully hang yourself.

[patricia92243]

7. lol- good one!

[Glassunion]

9. Lol

[IDemo]

12. I think that one would require electrocution rather than asphyxiation n/t

[azurnoir]

19. autoerotic electrocution now there's a concept

puts whole new meaning way to jacking which way would that be?????

[Hassin Bin Sober]

24. Lol.

[hibbing]

3. No offense, but I suggest some counseling

Hehehehe, this is one crazy post, but I love it.

Peace

[PoliticAverse]

4. The asphyxiation would likely be an especially bad idea while eating. n/t

[Kaleva]

28. Here in the Lounge, we promote bad ideas.

[PoliticAverse]

29. I thought promoting bad ideas on DU was only permitted in GD-P. n/t

[Chan790]

6. Yes.

One of my partners gets off on choking herself while experiencing autonomous sensory meridian response. (ASMR is hard to explain as only about half of people are capable of experiencing it...you either do or don't and if you don't, trying to explain it to you is like trying to imagine a new color.)

The novelist Chuck Palahniuk wrote a novel titled Choke about a sex-addict that enjoyed intentionally causing himself to asphyxiate on food so other people would rescue him.

ASMR:

(If you experience ASMR, watching this video may trigger a pleasant tingly sensation in the scalp, face, shoulders and/or upper arms...it can range from barely noticeable to orgasmically pleasurable.)

[kentauros]

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[Chan790]

17. Thanks!! n/t

[kentauros]

20. You're welcome!

Hope you enjoy it

[NV Whino]

8. I think the only one that is viable is hanging the lawnmower.

[Generic Brad]

10. It can make self love extremely emotional

Practitioners have a tendency to get choked up.

[Callmecrazy]

15. ...

[Frank Cannon]

11. The masturbation part works with lots of stuff.

Although I did lose my job as a bus driver over it.

[Taitertots]

14. Seems difficult...

How am I supposed to eat a meatball sub while choking myself and jerking off?

[Callmecrazy]

16. Yeah, you'd have to...

Jrek off into the meatball sub?

[Chan790]

18. That conundrum calls for a suction-mounted fleshlight.

I strongly not sticking it to the glass sliding patio door of a high-rise apartment overlooking a major thoroughfare...it wouldn't be appreciated by passers-by...not that I am speaking from experience or anything.

[Taitertots]

21. I can see the medical examiners report already

He was found in the shower drinking beer from a foam dome, eating a hoagie, choking himself, taking a selfie, masterbating, wearing a Halloween costume.

On the grave stone it will say "he flew too close to the sun".

[Chan790]

22. Honestly, that's a way I'd like to go. n/t

[kentauros]

23. Eat jerk chicken instead

[Matariki]

25. The link to GD-P is SO close to The DU Lounge link!

Thank you SO much for this thread!

[Glassunion]

26. Mwahahaha!

[Kaleva]

27. Use a vibrating butt plug

The butt plug will massage your prostate giving you an intense orgasm while allowing you to use your free hands to hold the meatball sub you are eating.

Another word of advice is to make sure you place a heavy duty plastic sheet below you because if you take things too far and end up dying, your bowels and bladder will empty and you'll drop your meatball sub sandwich. This will make clean up a breeze for the person assigned the task.

[Glassunion]

30. Thats why I do everything in the tub... Just a bit of bleach and a quick rince make clean up a snap.

[Kaleva]

33. I see being elevated to sainthood in your future.

[hamsterjill]

31. Hmmmm...did someone watch Criminal Minds last night?

LOL

[Glassunion]

32. Considering I posted this 2 nights ago...

Either I can see into the future...
I am a writer for the show...
Or, I had parallel thinking with the writing team on that show...

Or, I was just disappointed by my meatball sub.

[hamsterjill]

34. My bad.

Well, EXCUUUUUUSE me! I hadn't seen your thread until today. That very subject was at play in last night's episode, so perhaps you ARE a writer for the show.

If you are indeed a writer for the show, please let the powers that be know that I (like many people) want Prentiss back.