What's your favorite line from The Producers?

[red dog 1]

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LEO BLOOM: Actors are not animals! They're human beings!

MAX BIALYSTOCK: They are? Have you ever eaten with one?

[XemaSab]

1. THAT'S OUR HITLER!

[red dog 1]

4. Dick Shawn as Lorenzo St. Du Bois

aka "LSD"

Dick Shawn was only 57 when he died.

[First Speaker]

2. I won't wear the armband!

[red dog 1]

5. Great line!

Leo & Max are walking down the street after meeting the writer of the play,
"Springtime For Hitler".Franz Liebknd (Kenneth Mars)

[gratuitous]

3. You have ten seconds . . .

Just watched this again Friday night. "You have ten seconds to change that look of disgusting pity into one of enormous respect!"

[lame54]

6. "I want that MONEY!!!

[red dog 1]

7. CHURCHILL!!!

[red dog 1]

8. Where do you keep your wallet?

[Gidney N Cloyd]

9. "Let's face it. That was dumb." (Franz Liebkind after nearly blowing them all up in the theater.)

[Throd]

10. "He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon. Two coats!"

[red dog 1]

11. Great line!

[redwitch]

12. "I WANT EVERYTHING I'VE EVER SEEN IN THE MOVIES!!!!!!"

I love Leo Bloom.

[uriel1972]

13. Assume away...nt

[sarath749]

14. quentin tarantino

Violence is one of the most fun things to watch.

[red dog 1]

15. The question is "What's your favorite line from The Producers?"

The Producers (1967) was a comedy directed by Mel Brooks

[pokerfan]

16. Speaking of The Producers... everyone saw this, right?

From the producers who brought you “The Producers,” #Trumped is a new musical starring Matthew Broderick, Nathan Lane, Cloris Leachman and the unlikely candidate himself, Donald Trump.

[Stuart G]

17. Max. yells out........."Thats our HItler"

Max, Leo and the fellow who worked with them, are sitting in the theater watching audition after audition..For Hitler..The utter look of amazement on Zero Mostels face as the last Hitler tries out,,and he knows that this is the totally worst acter/singer that he has ever seen anywhere..............and that is what Leo and Max are trying to produce.... the worst play ever.............and Max.......yells out after seeing that last person.................................so incredibly bad,,,beyond belief......and he says....

............................"THAT'S OUR HITLER''.......................................

Dick Shawn played L.S.D..in the 1967 film ..he was the one auditioning... and was great..

Zero Mostel, Gene Wilder and others...The look on the three in the theater when L.S.D does his little audition...is for me one of the funniest moments in all movies.....I would honestly say, that the 1967 version is to me the funniest movie I have ever seen..

If you haven't seen the 1967 version...please see it.....

wonderful thread...

[red dog 1]

23. That movie is probably the funniest movie I've ever seen as well

Back in the 1980s, I was in a film appreciation class at De Anza Junior College (CA)
and on the last day of class, the teacher told us to pick "the best movie you ever saw".

When it was my turn, I proudly said "The Producers"..while the rest of the class looked puzzled, most of them having never even heard of The Producers

[yellowdogintexas]

26. Back in the day the Harvard Square Cinema showed two movies every year

during exam period:

"The Producers" and "A Thousand Clowns"

We went every year. the house was always packed and when the kid makes his first entrance in "A Thousand Clowns" the audience cheered and clapped.

[jmowreader]

18. One and one is two...

two and two is four...I feel so bad 'cause I'm losin' the war.

[jmowreader]

19. No, no, scratch that, there's a better one

Roger: "What do you do best?"
LSD: "Oh man, I can't do that here. That's why they put me away."

[gort]

20. Mel's part

Don't be shtupid, be a shmarty
Come and join the nazi party!

[red dog 1]

21. Hold me.Touch me.

[Wolf Frankula]

22. "I don't understand it."

We had the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong star." "Where did we go right?"

Wolf

[edbermac]

24. "We find the defendants incredibly guilty"

[Paulie]

25. "I'm the con-cee-urge"