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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsWhy did Donald Trump cross the road?
To punch a protester in the face on the other side?
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Why did Donald Trump cross the road? (Original Post)
red dog 1
Mar 2016
OP
good joke. here is my answer. to check out the woman who will be WIFE NUMBER 4 !!!!
trueblue2007
Mar 2016
#7
rurallib
(62,426 posts)1. To file a lawsuit?
Marie Marie
(9,999 posts)2. Because he is the best road crosser EVER
DebJ
(7,699 posts)5. Nailed it. nt
Hong Kong Cavalier
(4,573 posts)3. Because it's a road.
And we're gonna cross it. We're gonna cross it. It's going to be the best road ever that we've crossed. And all those other roads, I tell you. They're in trouble. They're in trouble. Because we need to make this road great again. We need to. For America. This road's going to be great again, because I crossed it. And when we play Red Rover across this road, we're going to win. We're going to win it all. And those losers will know that we're winners. We're going to win at Red Rover, we're going to win at crossing roads, we're going to win at playing blues at the crossroads. And we're gonna cross it. It'll be a yuuuge road when we're done crossing it.
kairos12
(12,862 posts)4. Because he has a wall building to supervise.
SwankyXomb
(2,030 posts)6. To file bankruptcy (again)
and to sue the chicken.
trueblue2007
(17,228 posts)7. good joke. here is my answer. to check out the woman who will be WIFE NUMBER 4 !!!!