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ghostsinthemachine

(3,569 posts) Sat May 14, 2016, 03:36 PM May 2016

Will "Junk Checker" be a profession now?

Gotta make sure we don't get no trans,sexUALS, in the ladies room, fruitcake..........

Stand at the door and feel up all who enter.
"Just makin' sure maaaaam"

wonder if you would get many tips? Might this be a TSA job?

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Will "Junk Checker" be a profession now? (Original Post) ghostsinthemachine May 2016 OP

With my luck, I'd be assigned to the men's room... Wounded Bear May 2016 #1

I don't know. I do know that repubicans think President's Obama's package is too large... madinmaryland May 2016 #2

... Major Nikon May 2016 #3

There's a lot of seniors that need some extra coin... jpak May 2016 #4

I used to work at a scrap yard. Tobin S. May 2016 #5

I think you've been working too hard lately... Wounded Bear May 2016 #6

If this thread doesn't motivate you BlueSpot May 2016 #7

Well, I'm going to assume anyone standing at the next urinal has the right stuff. Thor_MN May 2016 #8

Wounded Bear

(58,654 posts)

1. With my luck, I'd be assigned to the men's room...

Reply to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)

Sat May 14, 2016, 04:15 PM

May 2016

madinmaryland

(64,933 posts)

2. I don't know. I do know that repubicans think President's Obama's package is too large...

Reply to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)

Sat May 14, 2016, 04:21 PM

May 2016

Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)

3. ...

Reply to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)

Sat May 14, 2016, 05:55 PM

May 2016

jpak

(41,758 posts)

4. There's a lot of seniors that need some extra coin...

Reply to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)

Sat May 14, 2016, 06:05 PM

May 2016

Tobin S.

(10,418 posts)

5. I used to work at a scrap yard.

Reply to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)

Sat May 14, 2016, 06:30 PM

May 2016

There was literally a guy who would check the customer's junk on the way in. That could have been his job title. That's what I thought when I read your thread title. Genitals didn't even cross my mind.

Wounded Bear

(58,654 posts)

6. I think you've been working too hard lately...

Reply to Tobin S. (Reply #5)

Sat May 14, 2016, 09:32 PM

May 2016

BlueSpot

(855 posts)

7. If this thread doesn't motivate you

Reply to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)

Sun May 15, 2016, 12:08 AM

May 2016

...to save for your retirement, nothing will.

Thor_MN

(11,843 posts)

8. Well, I'm going to assume anyone standing at the next urinal has the right stuff.

Reply to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)

Sun May 15, 2016, 12:09 AM

May 2016

But I'm not going to check.

I don't particularly care what the person in the next stall is doing.

Use the porcelain, flush, wash your hands, leave. It really is that simple.

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