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Sat May 14, 2016, 03:36 PM

Will "Junk Checker" be a profession now?

Gotta make sure we don't get no trans,sexUALS, in the ladies room, fruitcake..........

Stand at the door and feel up all who enter.
"Just makin' sure maaaaam"

wonder if you would get many tips? Might this be a TSA job?

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Reply Will "Junk Checker" be a profession now? (Original post)
ghostsinthemachine May 2016 OP
Wounded Bear May 2016 #1
madinmaryland May 2016 #2
Major Nikon May 2016 #3
jpak May 2016 #4
Tobin S. May 2016 #5
Wounded Bear May 2016 #6
BlueSpot May 2016 #7
Thor_MN May 2016 #8

Response to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)

Sat May 14, 2016, 04:15 PM

1. With my luck, I'd be assigned to the men's room...

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Response to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)

Sat May 14, 2016, 04:21 PM

2. I don't know. I do know that repubicans think President's Obama's package is too large...

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Response to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)

Sat May 14, 2016, 05:55 PM

3. ...

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Response to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)

Sat May 14, 2016, 06:05 PM

4. There's a lot of seniors that need some extra coin...

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Response to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)

Sat May 14, 2016, 06:30 PM

5. I used to work at a scrap yard.

There was literally a guy who would check the customer's junk on the way in. That could have been his job title. That's what I thought when I read your thread title. Genitals didn't even cross my mind.

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Response to Tobin S. (Reply #5)

Sat May 14, 2016, 09:32 PM

6. I think you've been working too hard lately...

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Response to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)

Sun May 15, 2016, 12:08 AM

7. If this thread doesn't motivate you

...to save for your retirement, nothing will.

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Response to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)

Sun May 15, 2016, 12:09 AM

8. Well, I'm going to assume anyone standing at the next urinal has the right stuff.

 

But I'm not going to check.

I don't particularly care what the person in the next stall is doing.

Use the porcelain, flush, wash your hands, leave. It really is that simple.

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