Don't ever bend over naked in front of your dog

[warrior1]

I just got goosed in a very inappropriate area.

[OriginalGeek]

1. you was assking for it

[geardaddy]

2. No picture?

[warrior1]

4. sorry

no pic

[warrior1]

3. I know

but he's always under foot and I forgot he was behind me.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Why were you mooning your dog in the first place?

[RedCloud]

15. She was in second place according to ESPN.

[warrior1]

6. I was changing pants, etc.

He just smiled after he did that. The bugger.

[Major Nikon]

7. Just the dog's way of saying "hello, how are ya"

[pipi_k]

10. Sure is, and...

proper dog etiquette dictates a return nose up the ass of the first sniffer...

[freshwest]

8. Don't dance naked in front of them if there's anything dangling. Just a word to the wise.

[alphafemale]

9. Don't bend over a mud puddle to bait a hook when there is a horse behind you.

Horses can laugh and they look really pleased with themselves when doing so.

[MiddleFingerMom]

11. Coulda been worse.

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As a male, I can tell ya - NEVER squat naked where thar be kitties.
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[trof]

12. Everyone knows dogs are very anal oriented.

He was just greeting you and checking you out.

[undeterred]

13. You were sending a signal and your dog was reading it.

[irisblue]

14. you're lucky he's out of the nippy stage....

dont do that again....you have been warned

[A HERETIC I AM]

16. Inappropriate from whose perspective?

Because it would seem the dog was quite fine with it.

[jakeXT]

17. better to bend than to kneel. / nt

[warrior1]

19. Backside