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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsI'm hiding from my wife today.
It's our anniversary and I didn't get her a present.
NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)Go get one now.
qnr
(16,190 posts)NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)qnr
(16,190 posts)She is very handy with implements of destruction
a kennedy
(29,661 posts)NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)Hey, I'm a helper
a kennedy
(29,661 posts)MADem
(135,425 posts)qnr
(16,190 posts)MADem
(135,425 posts)Call the doggone FLORIST and order the ROSES ... STAT. If they don't have any, get a massive display of exotic flowers, the flashier, the better, to be delivered today. Pay extra.
You've got internet--quickly quickly--there's no time!!!!!!
qnr
(16,190 posts)it's other issues - my sig kind of illustrates them.
I started this thread as a lighthearted joke, but I might delete it since I don't want it to turn into something else
MADem
(135,425 posts)Make her a card, and write her a love poem.
That'll do it, probably better than anything else. She obviously knows your financial circumstances; she'll understand!
qnr
(16,190 posts)MADem
(135,425 posts)rug
(82,333 posts)She reminds me of it constantly.
qnr
(16,190 posts)if that counts.
rug
(82,333 posts)qnr
(16,190 posts)KMOD
(7,906 posts)lunatica
(53,410 posts)Cut out the picture of something really nice from a magazine and put it in a card and put them in an envelope and write "Future anniversary present" on it.
Have fun with it since being poor is really no fun at all. You could cut out the picture of a car or a house or a picture of a sunset on the beach or any number of things.
qnr
(16,190 posts)of Colorado or NYC. She really wants us to have a vacation. She would love to revisit her experiences in Colorado, or head to NYC and meet my 82-year-old mom. We haven't really seen each other since the 70's and just reconnected last week.
lunatica
(53,410 posts)You could both have a wonderful afternoon of happy fantasies. It would easily be the one anniversary you'll never forget and it might go down as the best one you ever had.
qnr
(16,190 posts)bigwillq
(72,790 posts)Happy Anniversary.
qnr
(16,190 posts)so I'm not expecting one
thanks!
Coventina
(27,120 posts)Unless you are here in Phoenix, where sunset will be 106 degrees.....
qnr
(16,190 posts)although, to be honest, it is just the four of us going out for a walk together.
Generic Brad
(14,275 posts)If she buys into that - you are gold. Offer yourself to her with bravado!
qnr
(16,190 posts)KMOD
(7,906 posts)snuggle on the sofa and remind her that you love her.
I'm sorry you are going through a financial hardship.
qnr
(16,190 posts)the kids right now.
whistler162
(11,155 posts)qnr
(16,190 posts)cwydro
(51,308 posts)Go pick some wildflowers.
She'll love it.
qnr
(16,190 posts)for stealing his job!
don't!