10 words that sound rude but really, genuinely aren't

[Blue_Tires]

1. cock-a-bendy
2. titbow
3. panshit
4. bumfiddlery
5. bumbailiff
6. butt-shaft
7. sexangle
8. skiddy-cock
9. assapanick
10. fanny-blower

And my bonus favorite: Cummingtonite

[rug]

1. If you have a cock-a-bendy within four hours, you're fine.

[Major Nikon]

2. Hard to believe ballcock didn't make the list

[Doc_Technical]

3. Charles Darwin school of motorcycling

I remember when motorcycle fuel tanks had a petcock.

[Mendocino]

4. Reminds me of the baseball player Johnny Dickshot.

Yes that was his real name. Adding insult to injury his nickname was ugly.
Ugly Johnny Dickshot

[dembotoz]

5. Or the racecar driver dick trickle

[Orrex]

7. That one's bad, but who can forget...

[Wolf Frankula]

6. How about a Stopcock?

No it's not a chastity belt.

Wolf

[clarice]

8. Angina?

[Younemeen]

10. angina

there's nothing wrong with "angina", it is only that it sounds similar

[Orrex]

12. This has been addressed previously, in fact.

Diplomatic incident

[Younemeen]

13. that's not an "incident" IMO :D

how you even found that?

[clarice]

9. philatelist ?

[smirkymonkey]

17. Beat me to it!

[Initech]

11. Bumfidlery sounds like some occupation from the 1920s.

[Frank Cannon]

14. Niggardly.

That used to be a favorite word of mine until misguided PC warriors extinguished it from our vernacular. It's Scandinavian in origin and has absolutely nothing to do with what you think it does.

[Tom Kitten]

15. Thundercrack

Poop deck
Titmouse
Uranus
Delicious Schweddy Balls

[Tommy_Carcetti]

16. Balls to the Wall. nt