Brazilian Authorities Are Starting to Doubt That Ryan Lochte Was Robbed at Gunpoint

[Dr. Strange]

So apparently one of the US swimming coaches took Ryan Lochte aside to inform him that Brazilian authorities were investigating his story. Ryan buried his face in his hands, visibly shaken.

After a few minutes, he lifted his head and asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"














That's right madinmaryland, Orrex, and LSK! Suck it!

[NightWatcher]

1. Shut the Internets down, we have a winner!

It was a nice run folks.

[First Speaker]

2. You're evil, you know that? Evil...

...from now on, I'm rooting for Dormammu...

[Dr. Strange]

3. Did you know that Dormammu and Ghost Rider are cousins?

True story.

[First Speaker]

4. I guess that makes Umar and GR cousins, too...

...but those nether regions are so complex, who can really keep track of the family trees...LOL

[trof]

5. You are just an evil person.

Really.
Literally.
Actually.
Fer shur.

[madinmaryland]

6. Damn you! I am not a jealous douchebag!! BTW,

how many is a brazilian??

[Dr. Strange]

8. Nice post, trumad.

[madinmaryland]

9. Thank you for your post appreciation, cboy4!

Or has midlo hijacked your account.

[Orrex]

7. This is why I offered Skinner a substantial bribe to have you PPR'ed

Then he said something about "morals" and "integrity" and shot down what was obviously a great idea.

[madinmaryland]

10. Oh, fer chris-sake. Skinner is more concerned about chicken than Dr. Strange's

morals and integrity!!

[Dr. Strange]

11. If I've told you once, I've told you 47 times...

a picture of you in a chain mail speedo does NOT constitute a bribe in any meaningful sense of the word.

[madinmaryland]

12. Did Midlo hijack your account?