FOOTBALL

[Wolf Frankula]

Two gangs fighting over pig. Why not cut pig in half? Both gangs eat.

Wolf

[pinboy3niner]

1. FOOSBALL

It just seems so plastic to me and the fans who talk it up are doing nothing but spinning madly.

[NightWatcher]

2. I'm streaming my Dawgs (UGA vs Tenn) in my car while working (I'm parked)

It's an easy surveillance job and my subject is not moving. And No, I won't miss if they go somewhere, technology is helping me on this one.

[JonLP24]

3. Football is like a chess match

There are all kinds of different types of offenses and defenses. Within each style there are so many different formations a team will use to give all kind of looks then the different plays a team will run within each set which often change before the snap as the offense is reading the defense and the defense is reading the offense. Coaches come up with a gameplan based on what the other team likes to do & where they matchup best at.(a team could have be inexperienced in or not very good like when a QB attacks a corner).

I like it when a team sets up the other team like a draw when the defense is playing back or playaction when the defense is playing the run. I like the NFL because the defenses are great at disguising their coverage like sending safeties to the line but fall back in coverage or even Dlineman dropping back in coverage. I think most of the time defenses run the opposite of what they are showing but this where a DCoordinator can set up the offense by bluffing.

Then threre is the gameclock, down & distance, score strategy.

[rurallib]

4. If you have never heard Andy Griffith's take on football from 1953

I think you will find it fits your description:

[Brother Buzz]

5. And since it's still baseball season, here's Barney Fife announcing baseball

[pinboy3niner]

6. Try women's gymnastics instead

The U.S. team is amazing! And no animals are harmed, if you don't count their pre-meet satanic ritual sacrifices. Okay, I just made up that last part.