Everyone Loves Scorpios!

[MrScorpio]

[RedCloud]

1. NASA disagrees! Ouch!

Here the "new" dates for all 13 signs:

Capricorn: January 20 - February 16

Aquarius: February 16 – March 11

Pisces: March 11 – April 18

Aries: April 18 – May 13

Taurus: May 13 – June 21

Gemini: June 21 – July 20

Cancer: July 20 – August 10

Leo: August 10 – September 16

Virgo: September 16 – October 30

Libra: October 30 – November 23

Scorpio: November 23 – November 29

Ophiuchus: November 29 – December 17

Sagittarius: December 17 – January 20

I am now a Virgo. That's right! Touched for the very first time.

[Mad_Dem_X]

4. Wait, I'm a Libra now??

Nooo, I wanna be a Scorpio (Nov. 21)!

[fNord]

8. Screw you NASA, I'm still a Gemini

Other me says so!

[elleng]

2. Not exactly!

My father was a great example of the brand, but another in my life, not so much!

YOU, however:

[True Dough]

3. Your horoscope...

It's time to pay more attention to the cautious and conservative voice inside you today, Scorpio (but not the Ted Cruz brand of conservative, that's fucking crazy!!!) -- especially if it's telling you to walk away from something new and mysterious. It's a bad idea to get involved in anything you're not totally sure about, such as investments (your past picks of Lehman Brothers and Enron tell us something), major purchases, or social events where big drama could occur (avoid election parties held by the Trump/Pence crowd, for example). You might think you can handle more risk right now, but you don't know what you're in for.

[rurallib]

5. For a huge donation, you can get a cage

[WinkyDink]

6. November 5 right here!