Bets on where UPS lost my new blanket:

[lindysalsagal]

Last seen, it was only 50 miles and 2 major cities away from me, but UPS KNOWS NOTHING!

So, which one of you took my blanket?

[TexasTowelie]

1. Where is the FBI*

when you need them?

*(Federal Blanket Investigators)

[nadine_mn]

2. My dog stole my electric blanket, so I tackled the UPS driver

And made him give me a package that felt like a blanket....it is nice and toasty. Took him a few tries... but finally I got one.

[lindysalsagal]

6. I KNEW it!

Give it back!!!

[blue neen]

3. Trump had it sent to Putin as a token of his thanks.

Sorry, you'll have to freeze so we can keep Vlad warm.

[hibbing]

5. hehehehe

[blogslut]

4. Did you try contacting the store from whence you purchased it?

If it's a major chain store they will often send you a replacement at no charge.

[NightWatcher]

7. If they did the "smart carrier" crap where UPS gets it to town but then USPS gets it to your house,

you'll see it in a month or so.

That's the dumbest thing I've heard of. UPS comes to my street daily, but somehow it's cheaper for everyone involved if UPS gets it across the country in a couple of days and then drops it at the post office who then take another 3-5 days at best to get it to my house.

[lindysalsagal]

8. They've admitted they've totally lost it on route: Lol!

Now, it will come over christmas when I'm away.....WONDERFUL!!!

[NTOZamboni]

9. There is a

'Linus' joke in here somewhere ...

[Phentex]

10. I think my neighbor has it...

I had a box of dog food go missing. LARGE box, hard to miss.

Well, I called the company and they shipped a new one for free and three days later a neighbor one street over with a different street name, different address number and different name from mine brought the box to my house. Have no idea how it ended up with her but thank goodness she was an honest person.

Fed ex uses outside sources for delivery and they may not have as much experience. When the new box arrived, it was a guy driving a Budget rental truck who delivered it.

So when a box gets dumped somewhere, UPS and Fed ex say they delivered it and that's the end of that. I got a light fixture that was supposed to go to somebody in Texas and no one would come and take it back. Like nobody wanted to admit a mistake.

[bluedigger]

11. Check with Denver PD.

http://denver.cbslocal.com/2016/12/15/police-respond-after-taking-blankets-from-homeless/

"equipment"

[lindysalsagal]

12. Oh, come on, people. You all missed the obvious.

Obama took it.

Are we losing our collective minds, here?????

[tavernier]

13. I think it was either Michael Jackson

or Elvis. (I think I once saw Elvis driving a UPS truck)