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Marthe48

(16,948 posts) Fri Dec 30, 2016, 03:43 PM Dec 2016

New name for cookies

I heard that someone one of my children work with made Russian teacake cookies, but she called them Putin's balls. lol

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New name for cookies (Original Post) Marthe48 Dec 2016 OP

The new "Schweddy Balls"? FrankfurtCat Dec 2016 #1

(y) Marthe48 Dec 2016 #2

I'd like to see Alec Baldwin incorporate the Putin's balls into a new SNL skit... FrankfurtCat Dec 2016 #3

The only skit I can think of Marthe48 Dec 2016 #4

yes-the skits practically write themselves... FrankfurtCat Dec 2016 #5

Actually, I think it's more likely Putin has Trump's balls TexasBushwhacker Dec 2016 #6

Yeah-you're right about that... FrankfurtCat Dec 2016 #7

He probably keeps them on his keychain. The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2016 #8

And they're bright orange, so you don't lose your keys... Yurovsky Dec 2016 #9

Soon he'll have the keys to the White House, aka Kremlin West. The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2016 #10

They make microscopes that'll hook to a keychain? Who knew? jmowreader Dec 2016 #11

FrankfurtCat

(1,213 posts)

1. The new "Schweddy Balls"?

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Fri Dec 30, 2016, 03:49 PM

Dec 2016

Marthe48

(16,948 posts)

2. (y)

Reply to FrankfurtCat (Reply #1)

Fri Dec 30, 2016, 03:59 PM

Dec 2016

Loved this skit!

FrankfurtCat

(1,213 posts)

3. I'd like to see Alec Baldwin incorporate the Putin's balls into a new SNL skit...

Reply to Marthe48 (Reply #2)

Fri Dec 30, 2016, 05:11 PM

Dec 2016

...using the same NPR "Delicious Dish" format.
He could play Trump and Putin sends him some of his special cookies.

Marthe48

(16,948 posts)

4. The only skit I can think of

Reply to FrankfurtCat (Reply #3)

Fri Dec 30, 2016, 05:26 PM

Dec 2016

wouldn't get past the censors

FrankfurtCat

(1,213 posts)

5. yes-the skits practically write themselves...

Reply to Marthe48 (Reply #4)

Fri Dec 30, 2016, 05:50 PM

Dec 2016

...but most likely would cross a few too many lines!

TexasBushwhacker

(20,184 posts)

6. Actually, I think it's more likely Putin has Trump's balls

Reply to FrankfurtCat (Reply #3)

Fri Dec 30, 2016, 08:00 PM

Dec 2016

Trump's Lumps?

FrankfurtCat

(1,213 posts)

7. Yeah-you're right about that...

Reply to TexasBushwhacker (Reply #6)

Fri Dec 30, 2016, 08:22 PM

Dec 2016

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,681 posts)

8. He probably keeps them on his keychain.

Reply to TexasBushwhacker (Reply #6)

Fri Dec 30, 2016, 08:28 PM

Dec 2016

I'm sure they're about the right size for that.

Yurovsky

(2,064 posts)

9. And they're bright orange, so you don't lose your keys...

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #8)

Fri Dec 30, 2016, 11:10 PM

Dec 2016

Even Putin hates to lose his keys...

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,681 posts)

10. Soon he'll have the keys to the White House, aka Kremlin West.

Reply to Yurovsky (Reply #9)

Fri Dec 30, 2016, 11:11 PM

Dec 2016

D'ya really think Trump's nads are orange, tiny as they may be?

jmowreader

(50,557 posts)

11. They make microscopes that'll hook to a keychain? Who knew?

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #8)

Fri Dec 30, 2016, 11:46 PM

Dec 2016

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