Wait... This is supposed to make me *NOT* want to go to hell?

[Blue_Tires]

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https://twitter.com/Hustle_Scholar/status/822216568599941122

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Looks like most of the fun people will be there.

[Blue_Tires]

43. Yeah, if I was throwing the ultimate party that's pretty much who I'd invite

[OriginalGeek]

2. lmao

wtf does he think an ankle biter is?

[fleur-de-lisa]

18. I've always used the term

'ankle biter' much as I might use 'rug rat' to refer to small children. So toddlers are going to hell?

[OriginalGeek]

55. exactly!

but maybe he figures the age of accountability is whenever you're old enough to bite an ankle. What a loony.

[redwitch]

3. M------bators!

LOL!

[fleur-de-lisa]

17. They spelled 'whores' out but

'masturbaters' is verboten? Priceless!

[Dave Starsky]

21. They call out occupational whores.

So amateur whores are OK, I guess?

[LongTomH]

4. "Heaven for climate; Hell for company"

Attributed to Mark Twain!

[hibbing]

25. You beat me to it..Twain, what a genius n/t

[NanceGreggs]

5. If all "So Called Christians" ...

... are going to hell, heaven will be a very empty place.

[Warpy]

6. It will be reserved for Puritan killjoys

Not a place I want to go.

[Applan]

7. Oh damn I qualify for eight of those things

Guess there's no hope for me

[Sentath]

12. Enhh, I'm probably only 8

Think we could get 10 if we tried really hard?

[rurallib]

24. gives you something to work toward for the rest of your days

[Cracklin Charlie]

32. Wonder for how many the sign holder qualifies?

Some of these folks are goofy.

[NightWatcher]

8. I like to grill burgers, does that make me a cow worshipper?

[lastlib]

23. Boy, if it does, I'll be right there with ya!

[frogmarch]

9. Who in Hellfire are Ankle Biters?

I might want to be one of those.

[2naSalit]

10. I keep seeing that one

and I think I know a few of those but they are usually the ones waving this kind of sign around.

[frogmarch]

11. Oh, then I don't

want to be an Ankle Biter.

[Sentath]

13. I thought that was a 'God Botherer'

Ankle Biter sounds more like an unruly child.

[frogmarch]

16. God Botherer!

I'd never heard of that one before. I like it!

[Wounded Bear]

34. Some interesting answers in Urban Dictionary...

including this one:

ankle biter

A derogatory term used to refer to someone of Indian descent.

Ankle biters like to eat curry.

Not sure how that one came to be.

[frogmarch]

47. Yay! I am one!

I'm of Indian descent. I don't much like curry, but still.

Google says that Thirsty Dog Brewing Company brews "Ankle Biter American-style India Pale Ale," but it doesn't say why it's called Ankle Biter.

[progressoid]

48. I've never heard that version before!

This phrase has a contemporary feel, but it was first recorded in the mid-19th century. Harper's Magazine, September 1850, has:

"And how are you, John? and how's Molly, and all the little ankle-biters?"

The phrase then seems to disappear from sight for over 100 years. It isn't clear whether the Harper's citation was a one-off usage and the phrase originated later independently. It's possible that it stayed alive as un-recorded slang but, even if it did stay in the language from 1850 onward, printed citations appear to be in limbo until Iona and Peter Opie's The lore and language of schoolchildren, 1959:

"A chap who has got duck's disease is most often labelled 'Tich’ in a friendly manner, or '‘squirt’ or 'little squirt’ in a less friendly manner. Alternatively: ankle biter, dolly mixture (etc.)."

It is included in several lists of phrases as being of Australian origin but, whilst it certainly sounds Australian, the early references to the phrase in print don't support such an origin.

[OriginalGeek]

56. just had Thai red curry last night

not sure if that counts but I'm proud to be counted among them if it does.

[Laffy Kat]

14. Oh dear, I'm a rebellious woman.

[Initech]

15. Money Lover$? Looks like all of Trump's cabinet is going to hell!

[usedtobedemgurl]

19. Ummm....I think you are reading this wrong.....

This is obviously a very nice and open minded person. First of all, see how inclusive they are? They seem to want to include most people. OK, maybe not most people but most that are my friends so that counts as far as I am concerned.

But you really seem to have missed the big picture here. They are open minded enough to want to give folks a choice. They did not say to obey Jesus or go to hell....read it again. They want to offer people that they have two choices of what they can do and either one is ok....Obey Jesus or Obey Hellfire....either one is fine with this person and they are good with you no matter who you are!!! lol.

[jmowreader]

20. Is anyone willing to give me some depravity lessons?

I only qualify for "rock and roll freak" and I tell ya, I feel so ashamed. Can anyone help to turn me into a person these guys wouldn't approve of?

[AJT]

28. Just find an ankle

and take a bite.....that will another one to check off your list.

[CaliforniaLove]

39. You don't love money?

If you have any, you can send it my way

[jmowreader]

41. Money is a tool. It is not (or shouldn't be) the center of your existence

For guys like Trump, everything revolves around acquiring money. I wouldn't want my life to turn into that.

[lastlib]

22. "I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints....

...The sinners are much more fun. Only the good die young."

[WhiteTara]

26. Good girls go to heaven

Bad girls go to town. I know where I'm going!

[Docreed2003]

29. Lol...well played

[MFM008]

27. female enabler.

me.

[hay rick]

30. Long time cow worshiper here.

Now I have to rethink my entire lifestyle.

[Docreed2003]

31. Wow...such a diverse list of sinners...

I'd truly like to know how even half of these are even listed....

Let's start with "gamers"...how are "gamers" sinners (It doesn't count to call out gamer gate cause those fuckers are already on the list for other things)

As for "Dykes on Bikes"? That sounds like either a helluva party or an amazing rock band!

"Female Enablers"??? Is that me? I have two daughters that I hope I am helping to make into strong, independent, women. I love and build up my wife as well. I suppose I'm an enabler!

The money lovers one just cracked me up...I mean our country just elected a chief "money lover"...

Well, friends, save me a spot in Hades. Looks like it's going to be an awesome time!

[Blue_Tires]

44. The female MMA fighters was the biggest WTF for me...

[TygrBright]

33. NINETEEN! I score nineteen!! I am SO proud. n/t

[Blue_Tires]

45. Bravo, well done!

[IrishEyes]

50. Only 9 for me.

I guess I will have to start MMA training to make it an even number.

[marylandblue]

35. Occupational Whores?

Does that it's okay if you just do it as a hobby?

[briv1016]

36. How did gamers make the list?

[TeamPooka]

37. Without masturbaters Heaven's gonna be pretty damn empty.

[Jamaal510]

38. Everyone has lied

at least at some point in their lives, so...get ready for Hell to be crowded and Heaven to be a Ghosttown.

[CaliforniaLove]

40. Mama's Boys is the most bizarre

These guys really have women issues don't they?

[Blue_Tires]

42. Welcome to the site!

[Buckeye_Democrat]

46. Those damn brats, ankle biters and little monsters!

[IrishEyes]

49. Sounds like a party to me.

Notice it doesn't include rapists, spousal abusers or child abusers. Also, couldn't ankle biters refer to puppies and kittens. That means that there aren't dogs and cats in heaven.

[Tanuki]

51. ....

[Zambero]

52. Looks like they covered just about everybody

Duplication notwithstanding!

[Missn-Hitch]

53. Cool. Agnostics and Atheists did not make the list.

Women MMA fighters? Hahahaha.

Wow. Must be a new state department employee.

[LongTomH]

54. Well......

[politicat]

57. A lot of brats, gamers, rebellious women and masterbators become engineers.

If hell's got a permanent heat source, then by now, there's power and refrigeration. So my bet is on ice being available to make a civilized gin and tonic.

And I'd rather take my tribe and an eternal lake of fire than 20 minutes with the self-righteous and their Supply Side Turbo Jesus.

[Blue_Tires]

58. Just wondering...

who is that in your avatar?

[politicat]

59. It is Julia Ormand, portraying Inez Mulholland during the 1913 Suffrage March on DC

It's a screen shot from Iron Jawed Angels because all of the actual photos don't look good as an avatar. (I tried.)

Mulholland and Alice Paul are my heroines, the women I aspire to be. See my sig.

[Blue_Tires]

60. Excellent... I've always been a fan of Ormond