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packman

(16,296 posts) Tue Feb 7, 2017, 01:41 PM Feb 2017

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A joke

Last edited Tue Feb 7, 2017, 03:33 PM - Edit history (1)

An airline flight attendent sees some suspicious activity aboard the plane and...

decides to report it to the pilot immediately.

"Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! The female passengers look pretty frightened and the man they are with looks dangerous and deranged!"

The pilot responds, "Dammit how many time do I have to tell you ...This is Air Force One..."

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A joke (Original Post) packman Feb 2017 OP

Funny and not... for obvious reasons. 2naSalit Feb 2017 #1

Snicker-snicker. Really good one! democratisphere Feb 2017 #2

Please change "an airline hostess" to a flight attendant... mnhtnbb Feb 2017 #3

Oh, you're right packman Feb 2017 #4

I constantly have to remind my 74 year old husband mnhtnbb Feb 2017 #5

2naSalit

(86,586 posts)

1. Funny and not... for obvious reasons.

Reply to packman (Original post)

Tue Feb 7, 2017, 01:43 PM

Feb 2017

democratisphere

(17,235 posts)

2. Snicker-snicker. Really good one!

Reply to packman (Original post)

Tue Feb 7, 2017, 01:47 PM

Feb 2017

Thanks for the humor. We all needed that.

mnhtnbb

(31,386 posts)

3. Please change "an airline hostess" to a flight attendant...

Reply to packman (Original post)

Tue Feb 7, 2017, 03:30 PM

Feb 2017

thanks!

packman

(16,296 posts)

4. Oh, you're right

Reply to mnhtnbb (Reply #3)

Tue Feb 7, 2017, 03:32 PM

Feb 2017

Still haven't purged some of that sexist stuff out of my psyche yet

mnhtnbb

(31,386 posts)

5. I constantly have to remind my 74 year old husband

Reply to packman (Reply #4)

Tue Feb 7, 2017, 03:34 PM

Feb 2017

when we are flying to not call for the "stewardess".

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