White house pets

[Metsie Casey]

The white house needs another cat. Has not been one there since Sox.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Trump would never have a cat. Cats are not obedient.

I don't think Trump has ever had a pet of any kind; I don't think he like animals. Anyhow, no cat would ever have anything to do with him; they can sense evil.

[Rhiannon12866]

2. I would never wish the Trump clan on any animal

The fact that they're the only ones who never have had a pet should tell us a lot about them.

[red dog 1]

27. + 1

Having a pet teaches one empathy - empathy is an emotion Trump will never, ever feel.

[Doreen]

3. I could almost guarantee Trump would abuse an animal.

It is in his physiological makeup. If you look at physiology books you will see that people with his mental issues have a very high tendency to be animal abusers. I am pretty sure physiologists here would agree.

[Metsie Casey]

4. I guess

But the next President needs to have a pet cat. I love the pictures of Sox in the White House.

[Doreen]

6. Yes, that is true.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

14. Here you go...

[Metsie Casey]

18. Beautiful

[LisaM]

26. I think it was spelled Socks. n/t

[Marie Marie]

5. This

His temper would put any pet in danger of his bullying rage.

[orleans]

40. that's what i think

he's just the type of asshole who'd kick the cat or dog

[milestogo]

7. What about this one?

[Metsie Casey]

11. Funny. Is that a tribble ?

[democratisphere]

30. Target practice would be OK with failed taxidermy mounts.

[MiniMe]

8. Eric and Donald Jr would probably hunt a cat

They are into trophy hunting

[Metsie Casey]

13. I hate trophy hunting

Should be illegal

[MiniMe]

20. Agree

[jmowreader]

9. The perfect pet for the Trump White House is a wolverine

This animal is born pissed-off and gets worse with age. It can't get along with anything or anybody, it leaves a trail of destruction wherever it goes, and its stench...a wolverine's aroma won't curl your nose hairs, it'll make them fall out - permanently.

[Metsie Casey]

12. Wolverines are cool

[red dog 1]

24. You describe Twitler perfectly!

The Orange Wolverine?

[luvMIdog]

10. he would just look for an imperfection in the pet and dump it

I would feel sad for any pet around him.

[Fla Dem]

15. No, no animals in the White House. Wouldn't wish that on any critter.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

16. Maybe a honey badger?

They stink, they're mean, and they'll eat anything.

Actually, that sounds a bit like Steve Bannon...

[Metsie Casey]

19. They are great

Watched documentaries on them. Very persistent critters.

[Kimchijeon]

17. I don't think they are responsible enough to take care of any pets

Maybe a pet rock would be OK.
"Rocky"

[rurallib]

21. if Trump had anything it would probably be a vulture

or maybe some leeches.

or maybe some of those bedbugs his hotels seem to feature.

[eppur_se_muova]

22. It would have to be something reptilian ...

preferably venomous.

[raccoon]

23. maybe a T rex created in the lab? nt

[red dog 1]

25. I love that tape loop of Trump with a live bald eagle on his desk

A bald eagle flying around inside the White House would be cool!

[northoftheborder]

31. PERFECT

[red dog 1]

36. I wish I was able to post that tape loop of the live eagle on Trumps' desk...It's hilarious!

Trump left a plate with what looks like a burger & fries in front of where the eagle was perched, and when Trump attempts to reach over & pick up a French fry, the eagle bit him.

[red dog 1]

28. Were it not for FBI Director James Comey, there probably would be a cat in the White House now

Hillary's cat.

[democratisphere]

29. I would never trust drumpf and his family with any kind of pet.

Absolute cruelty to an animal.

[thinkingagain]

32. I think someone should give him a Tribble

And a bag of grain.

[lastlib]

39. Now THERE's an idea!!

Just tell him, they'll be no tribble a-tall!

[Guilded Lilly]

33. No self respecting animal would share space with the Cretin....

They can sense something foul and dangerous a mile away.

Honestly though, I can't see the Cretin ever sharing space with anything that would take attention away from his narcissist needs. And of course having a pet would mean he is capable of caring about something other than himself.

I'd feel very sorry for any animal that would be forced to endure his presence.

[lindysalsagal]

37. Yepp. Run away! They'd never stay a week.

[3catwoman3]

34. Maybe a bowl full...

...liver flukes or tapeworms. Or deer ticks carrying Lyme.

[Kali]

35. well, there is that thing that sits on the top of his orange head.

[lastlib]

38. Tell Little Donny that he needs a Pet, and....

he'll think you're referring to the Penthouse variety........