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packman

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Thu Mar 2, 2017, 11:48 PM Mar 2017

Donald on a plane doing a xword puzzle

So there I was sitting in my first class seat when Donald leaned across the aisle and said, "Pardon, I'm doing this crossword puzzle and I'm stuck. I got three letters "unt" and the clue is another name for a female."
Flustered, I replied that I couldn't think of the word (damned if I was going to say it) and Don turned back to his puzzle.
Then it dawned on me - of course - AUNT
I leaned over to Don and said, "Don, the word is 'AUNT'"
"Oh," he replied - paused and said "Do you have an eraser?"

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