There's bird outside my window singing the first 4 notes of Carmina Burana...

[Ron Obvious]

Cheep CHEEP cheep-cheep
Cheep CHEEP cheep-cheep
Cheep CHEEP cheep-cheep

Over and over again. He seems to have got stuck and he's driving me nuts!

C'mon you bastard, finish! Cheep cheep cheep cheeeep CHEEEP cheep-cheep-cheep! You can do it!

Do it or I'll set the cat on you!

I'm sharing this just in case you thought I didn't have any problems in retirement.

[luvMIdog]

1. hahahahahahahaaha!!

[angstlessk]

2. No problem there fer sure....does your cat really give a crap?

[Ron Obvious]

5. I forgot for a moment that the cat's been dead for 20 years.

I'm that overwrought.

[wcmagumba]

3. Maybe he's calling for...

Conan the Barbarian or King Arthur...

[Ron Obvious]

7. I loved and bought the Conan soundtrack...

But I didn't even remember it had O Fortuna on it. I can't be arsed to get the CD out of storage to check this moment while I've got battles to fight, but I'm sceptical.

I'm playing the whole piece now to encourage him. Let's wait and see.

[Danascot]

4. MP3 or it didn't happen

[shenmue]

6. Chirp cha chirp chirp

[Ron Obvious]

8. Next you'll be sending me this song