I drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was... oh fuck

[Major Nikon]

[mnhtnbb]

1. Oh, no! Did you take that shot?

[Major Nikon]

2. imgur find

[democratisphere]

3. Well it sure wasn't dry.

Looks like the Takata air bags deployed so you could use them for life preservers. By the way, were drinking too much whiskey and rye and saying this will be the day that I die?

[TexasProgresive]

4. Homonym police here- that's levee

levy is to impose a tax or fine. Although there will be a levy to pay for driving over the levee. Sorry, I couldn't resist.

[Major Nikon]

5. I don't make this stuff up

https://imgur.com/r/funny/EdRBhZd

[TexasProgresive]

6. It just struck me as funny or punny.

[left-of-center2012]

7. "levy is to impose a tax or fine"

The levee is 'fine',
but that car's in trouble!