Ted Cruz looks like Q if Q tried to assume human form but didn't quite get it right

[Orrex]

And he likes teh prons.

[dixiegrrrrl]

1. He blames a staffer for looking at porn

Late at night
On Ted's personal computer

uh-uh...

[Orrex]

2. Honestly I don't think it was Cruz

Because I don't believe he'd bother with anything as mundane as a MFF three-way.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. True; that's pretty conventional stuff.

Ted probably goes more for B&D, or making whoopee with farm animals. Or maybe B&D with farm animals.

[TlalocW]

4. I imagine his "O" face

Is the same one he makes - eyebrows slightly knitted and upturned, lips thinned - when he's trying to appear human when talking about a sensitive subject or just trying to engage with people.

TlalocW

[Orrex]

5. NO NO NO NO NO

I will not imagine it. I refuse to imagine it.


I hate you for suggesting that I should imagine it.

[dixiegrrrrl]

6. ewwwwww...

Somehow Grandpa Munster and ....you know.......THAT.......do not go together.