Would you rather fight one horse-size duck, or 100 duck-size horses?

[LuckyCharms]

Personally, neither option is appealing to me.

But that's just my opinion, man.

[Throck]

1. Stop horsing around and send me the bill.

[LuckyCharms]

3. I will as soon as I recover from my hoof contusions. n/t

[True Dough]

2. Is the horse-size duck

a rubber ducky??? Because they come even bigger than that, ya know?

[LuckyCharms]

4. Put some hooves on that thing and you've got yourself a fighting machine. n/t

[flyingfysh]

5. The Navy looked into something along those lines

They wargamed having VXTs (VXT means Very expensive Target, such as an aircraft carrier), vs many much smaller crafts. The outcome was that some of the smaller boats would be taken out, but always won.

This was years ago, I don't have a link for it.

[Docreed2003]

6. Youre exactly right....

Would have been around 2007/08. It was an excercise based on the scenario of these, what amounts to missile loaded bassboats in the Iranian Navy, attacking a capital ship like a carrier. They have hundreds of these boats and under no scenario was the carrier successful in avoiding a serious strike.

[sarge43]

10. A group of anything is always more dangerous than one of anything.

Especially if the group is organized.

[Iggo]

7. Either way, I'd lose.

I'd take the horses, though. At least I could take some of those down with me.

A duck the size of a horse would fuck you up in two seconds.

[Ptah]

8. Either opponent could be vanquished by saying

"Calm down, relax already"!

[LuckyCharms]

9. Alright. Calm down. Please. n/t

[csziggy]

11. Either one would be less dangerous than this guy as a flatmate