I heard oxygen and magnesium were going out.

[kairos12]

I was like OMg.

[underpants]

1. Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na

https://www.inorganicventures.com/fun-chemists

[FSogol]

2. I told a chemistry joke once.

There was no reaction.

[tymorial]

3. Sometimes you need need to light a fire under it

[DetlefK]

4. Did sodium like it? Na.

[Yavin4]

5. This thread has too many elements of bad humor. n/t

[marylandblue]

6. school chemistry

Teacher: What are the elements in water?
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N and O.
Teacher: That's not right, where did get that answer?
Student: Well you said that water contains H to O.

[Permanut]

7. Just shows..

you should mind your own bismuth.

[Chemistry-Jokes]

8. I know chemistry and youve got one significant figure.

As someone has already mentioned, all the good chemistry jokes Argon.

Why? Because all the good chemists are dead. And what do you do with a dead chemist? Barium.

[SCantiGOP]

9. I thought that Goldwater ran

In 1964 because he had such a cool bumper sticker:
Ba AuH2O

[lastlib]

10. How do you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".....

. (don't me!)