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What's your favorite Donald Trump joke? (Original Post) red dog 1 Oct 2017 OP
THIS right here is the joke. CurtEastPoint Oct 2017 #1
His latest tweet due sometime around 6am nt doc03 Oct 2017 #2
Read this one here last week I think underpants Oct 2017 #3
2017 HAlloween tRump Joke benld74 Oct 2017 #4
Good one! red dog 1 Oct 2017 #6
first think of him throwing paper towels in PR nykym Oct 2017 #5
His existence. FM123 Oct 2017 #7
His existence tymorial Oct 2017 #8

underpants

(182,788 posts)
3. Read this one here last week I think
Wed Oct 18, 2017, 04:45 PM
Oct 2017

Li'l Donnie goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a thermos flask."
Li'l Donnie then asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold."
Li'l Donnie says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos.
His boss sees him and asks, "Whacha' got there?"
He said, "It's a thermos flask. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The moron replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."

benld74

(9,904 posts)
4. 2017 HAlloween tRump Joke
Wed Oct 18, 2017, 04:46 PM
Oct 2017

What does a jack-o-lantern and Donald tRump have in common?


They are:

1-Both orange
2-Hollow in the middle
3-Should be pitched by mid November

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