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LuckyCharms

(17,425 posts) Fri Oct 20, 2017, 01:50 PM Oct 2017

Donald Trump told the following joke to Vladimir Putin.

Trump: Hey Vlad, what is the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbanzo?

Putin: I don't know, what?

Trump: I've never had a garbanzo on my bed.

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Donald Trump told the following joke to Vladimir Putin. (Original Post) LuckyCharms Oct 2017 OP

Urine trouble now! NRaleighLiberal Oct 2017 #1

No, you used to be an 8 until you scolded me. Now you're a 4. LuckyCharms Oct 2017 #2

LOL. hay rick Oct 2017 #3

I don't get it underpants Oct 2017 #4

Really? LuckyCharms Oct 2017 #5

No underpants Oct 2017 #6

Haha! Well, I don't either, but we all have our personal kinks. LuckyCharms Oct 2017 #7

I watch myself pee jpak Oct 2017 #8

I don't. I close my eyes and spin around. LuckyCharms Oct 2017 #9

I suspect in the Trump incident the key detail is that the Obamas had previously been in the room. tanyev Oct 2017 #10

NRaleighLiberal

(60,014 posts)

1. Urine trouble now!

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Fri Oct 20, 2017, 01:58 PM

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LuckyCharms

(17,425 posts)

2. No, you used to be an 8 until you scolded me. Now you're a 4.

Reply to NRaleighLiberal (Reply #1)

Fri Oct 20, 2017, 01:59 PM

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hay rick

(7,608 posts)

3. LOL.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Fri Oct 20, 2017, 02:05 PM

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underpants

(182,788 posts)

4. I don't get it

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Fri Oct 20, 2017, 02:27 PM

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LuckyCharms

(17,425 posts)

5. Really?

Reply to underpants (Reply #4)

Fri Oct 20, 2017, 02:28 PM

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underpants

(182,788 posts)

6. No

Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #5)

Fri Oct 20, 2017, 02:36 PM

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Why do people want to watch people pee? I never got that.

LuckyCharms

(17,425 posts)

7. Haha! Well, I don't either, but we all have our personal kinks.

Reply to underpants (Reply #6)

Fri Oct 20, 2017, 02:37 PM

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jpak

(41,757 posts)

8. I watch myself pee

Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #7)

Fri Oct 20, 2017, 03:39 PM

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LuckyCharms

(17,425 posts)

9. I don't. I close my eyes and spin around.

Reply to jpak (Reply #8)

Fri Oct 20, 2017, 04:11 PM

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tanyev

(42,552 posts)

10. I suspect in the Trump incident the key detail is that the Obamas had previously been in the room.