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FarPoint

(14,565 posts)
Thu Oct 26, 2017, 05:30 AM Oct 2017

Jesus groped Mary Magdalene.....

He had a foot fetish too...He continued this harassment of Mary up through the Last Supper... Did Jesus apologized yet?

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Jesus groped Mary Magdalene..... (Original Post) FarPoint Oct 2017 OP
Ummm... didn't she, on the record, grope him? Girard442 Oct 2017 #1
She followed his commands.... FarPoint Oct 2017 #2
Some think they were married, so groping was allowed if not encouraged. Lochloosa Oct 2017 #3
I'm just wondering..... FarPoint Oct 2017 #4
This message was self-deleted by its author Not Ruth Oct 2017 #5
Most interesting.... FarPoint Oct 2017 #6
I thought it was a "dirt" fetish FakeNoose Oct 2017 #7
Hahaha.. FarPoint Oct 2017 #8

FarPoint

(14,565 posts)
2. She followed his commands....
Thu Oct 26, 2017, 05:43 AM
Oct 2017

Agreed..we only have rumors of what happened off the clock...

Lochloosa

(16,678 posts)
3. Some think they were married, so groping was allowed if not encouraged.
Thu Oct 26, 2017, 05:50 AM
Oct 2017

And what is wrong with a foot fetish?

FarPoint

(14,565 posts)
4. I'm just wondering.....
Thu Oct 26, 2017, 06:02 AM
Oct 2017

😇🤔.... Everyone is spilling the beans lately...may as well look at history....I personally don't mind the foot fetish...

Response to FarPoint (Original post)

FakeNoose

(40,307 posts)
7. I thought it was a "dirt" fetish
Thu Oct 26, 2017, 08:43 AM
Oct 2017

They all had dirty feet in those days. Jesus was a clean freak pretty much.

As for the groping, I think Jesus had to know what was going on under Mary Magdalene's loose robes and veils. He was a celebrity you see, and when you 're a celebrity you can do anything. You can grab 'em by the whatever.

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