Barefoot and Pregnant, Gwen Levey and the Breakdown

[littlemissmartypants]

Barefoot and Pregnant, Gwen Levey and the Breakdown (Official)

What do we do with the girl next door?
She's got no choice like she did before
What do we do with the farmer's daughter?
The court took away what her mama fought for

Ask the good old boys drinkin' whiskey and rye
What do we do with Miss American pie let's keep her

Barefoot and pregnant and down on the farm
Cookin' in the kitchen and cleanin' out the barn
Prayin' in church, a credit to her gender
Poppin' out babies like a Pez dispenser
9 outta 10 evangelicals would agree
Let's keep her barefoot and pregnant
Like the good lord meant her to be

What does she do with her college degree?
Throw it out the window with her IUD
Now that they're takin' her rights away
What does she do on Independence Day?

Ask the good old boys drinkin' whiskey and rye
What do we do with the women in are lives lets keep em

Barefoot and pregnant and down on the farm
Cookin' in the kitchen and cleanin' out the barn
Prayin' in church, a credit to her gender
Poppin' out babies like a Pez dispenser
9 outta 10 evangelicals would agree
Let's keep her barefoot and pregnant
Like the good lord meant her to be

Ask the good old boys drinkin' whiskey and rye
What do we do with Miss American Pie?
Let's keep her

Barefoot and pregnant and down on the farm
Cookin' in the kitchen and cleanin' out the barn
Prayin' in church, a credit to her gender
Poppin' out babies like a Pez dispenser
9 outta 10 evangelicals would agree
Let's keep her barefoot and pregnant
Like the good lord meant her to be
Barefoot and pregnant, y'all

[Midnight Writer]

1. Hard to parody American conservatism.

My bet is that MAGAs would hear this song and think they have found their anthem.