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KamaAina

(78,249 posts)
Fri May 15, 2015, 05:48 PM May 2015

Ed Lee Acquires Venture Capital for New Start-Up City

http://www.sfweekly.com/exhibitionist/2015/05/11/ed-lee-acquires-venture-capital-for-new-start-up-city

Ed Lee shocked Californians today by announcing his resignation as Mayor of San Francisco to found a new start-up city.

“I’ve seen municipal dysfunction up close for years and it’s convinced me that cities are a paradigm ready for disruption,” Lee told Tech Crunch and Mayor’s Digest. “I believe that with just a little venture capital and a group of talented go-getters fresh out of college, I’ll be able to reinvent what it means to live in a place with other people.”...

Details of Lee’s new start-up, called CitEy, have only been revealed to first-round investors, among them Ron Conway, Peter Thiel, and the Singularity. But according to published reports, CitEy has developed an incredibly streamlined functionality for bribes, including a “Bribe Me Now” button and a Platinum Level for amounts over $25,000.

“I can’t tell you how many times city officials have come to me and said, ‘Can we have direct deposit for bribes and kickbacks?’ and 'Can I build a trillion-dollar subway that serves only one neighborhood?” Less said. “Well: why not? We have the technology. And Platinum Level members will even be able to automatically send a Task Rabbit with an envelope of cash directly to a Building Inspector’s home.”


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Ed Lee Acquires Venture Capital for New Start-Up City (Original Post) KamaAina May 2015 OP
Early response has been positive. Brother Buzz May 2015 #1
It took a paragraph before I realized that was satire! D: daredtowork May 2015 #2
Poe's Law strikes again! KamaAina May 2015 #3

Brother Buzz

(36,423 posts)
1. Early response has been positive.
Fri May 15, 2015, 06:21 PM
May 2015

“Finally, a place to call home where everything’s monetized,” said tech mogul Sean Parker. “With CitEy, if I want to hunt elementary school teachers for sport, I can pay for it by seamlessly connecting my Apple Watch with my CitEy account. The User Interface is so functional that I can also use it to order Chinese food and evict a senior citizen with only two clicks on the same page. That’s an incredible advance, and is what everyone I know is looking for in the place they live.”

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