Itty-Bitty Weenie Department: Not everything’s bigger in Texas

[TexasTowelie]

In fact, some things are smaller on average, according to Condomania.com, which has released its much-awaited annual penis size rankings.

The Lone Star State is No. 42, or ninth from last, on this year’s list. North Dakota is No. 1, and Mississippi is dead last. Here’s how the online condom retailer arrived at the numbers, according to PRWeb:

Condomania.com has a huge selection of both smaller size condoms, like Lifestyles Snugger Fit condoms and the Iron Gripper Snugger Fit condoms, and larger sized condoms such as the popular Trojan Magnum condoms and the Lifestyles Skyn Large condoms. All condom sales data was compiled by state. Then, the percentage of customers purchasing small or large size condoms was compared to the total of customers who purchased regular sized condoms.

If this sounds totally unscientific, that’s because it is. But if there’s any truth to Texas’ ranking, it could explain some of the overcompensation we see from our Republican elected officials. In any case, it’s obvious that straight men must be skewing Texas’ ranking downward. According to their online profiles, all the gays in Dallas are ordering Magnums.

See the full list at http://www.lonestarq.com/everythings-bigger-texas-according-condomanias-penis-size-rankings/#more-844 .

[font color=green]Absolutely, totally bogus research!

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[NYC_SKP]

1. I drive a Prius.

I'm just sayin...

[Blue Owl]

2. Good news for the tweezer industry

n/t

[In_The_Wind]

3. Sounds bad for Texas male egos.

BTW ... When did they start selling condoms in sizes?

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

4. Do they have a way to track those guys that just cut the fingers from latex gloves?

Just a curious question...






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