Capitol Riot Suspect Jenna Ryan Released a Song, and It's About You-Know-Who

[TexasTowelie]

The story of Jenna Ryan, the Frisco real estate broker facing charges for participating in the Jan. 6 raid on the U.S. Capitol, is like an onion. Every time a new layer is exposed to the atmosphere, it smells like hell, but you can't help but take a huge whiff.

The latest odorous bit of news comes in musical form. Ryan wrote and recorded an original song for a self-help YouTube channel called SelfLoveU, which sounds like a college that markets itself as "home of the Fightin' Wellness Journals."

The song is called My Falling Heart. It's one of those sweeping, inspirational ballads with heavy religious tones that Bo Burnham was probably listening to when he wrote the lyrics to "White Woman's Instagram."

Now it would be unfair to do an honest critique of this song because Ryan wrote it 10 years ago, long before her infamous rise to the national spotlight, according to her Twitter account. Even if that weren't the case, Ryan is also an independent artist and music is not her main profession, so we won't hold her to the standard of professional musicians with the backing of a multimillion-dollar media machine.

Read more: https://www.dallasobserver.com/music/jenna-ryan-released-a-song-and-its-either-about-jesus-or-trump-12056974

She shouldn't have given up her day job.

[NewHendoLib]

1. social networking is like handing out participation awards

makes so many people think they are so much more smarter, talented, important, etc than they really are!

[marble falls]

2. Why did she record this in a well?

[Pinback]

3. I lasted 58 seconds.

I was prepared for the 9 millionth use of that insipid Cliched Chord Progression of Heartbreak, the “romantic” acoustic piano, and the “we’re-gonna-make-you-a-star” strings. But the second fake emotive voice-crack did me in.

Now I need to go listen to 20 hours of creative music as a restorative.

[StClone]

4. I'll pass

[3Hotdogs]

5. "Love Yourself."

I use'ta do that every time the new Sears catalog comes out. Ain't been a new one in a while, so's I gotta take the old wrinkly one out to the out house and hope Mom don't catch me at it again. She says she knows because of how much time I spend in there. She tries to find the catalog so's she can throw it out but I hides it behind the manure rake where she won't go.

[TexasTowelie]

7. I note that your parents didn't subscribe to National Geographic.

Far too provocative for young minds still being molded.

[3Hotdogs]

8. Too expensive

Sears was free

[Bluethroughu]

6. Yikes.