Walker's bald spot becomes topic in hotly contested race

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http://www.jsonline.com/news/milwaukee/walkers-bald-spot-becomes-topic-in-hotly-contested-race-b99376914z1-280251172.html

We keep hearing the same things over and over in the race for governor. It's either time for change or to stay the course. Job growth in Wisconsin is anemic or perhaps fabulous. Education blah-blah something or other.

Then Republican incumbent Scott Walker mentioned his hair and how his bald spot happened when he smacked his head on a kitchen cabinet. Wait, what?

Here I thought he had plain old male pattern baldness, not that there's anything wrong with that. Please don't vote based on a candidate's hair, unless he or she is using it to hide money from bribes or kickbacks.

The Wisconsin State Journal reported last week that Walker got to talking with cartoonist Phil Hands after a meeting with the newspaper's editorial board. Walker told Hands that he accurately draws the hairless spot on the crown of his head.

[postulater]

1. It has its own Facebook page.

[Ed Suspicious]

2. As a balding my I'm not insensitive to his plight, but damn that think looks like a slice of

bologna on the back of his head. Then he gets the rest of his hair cut in such a way that his bologna covered head is misshapen so that it looks like he has a growth coming out the side . . . I hate that guy's hair with a passion. Is that shallow? He should shave it short then I could focus on the issues instead of his deformed, cold-cut coated head.

[Pharaoh]

3. I've never seen MJ

that chubby! What year was that?