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bronxiteforever

(9,287 posts)
Thu Jan 9, 2020, 12:50 PM Jan 2020

Uri Geller calls for Dominic Cummings to hire him to secure post-Brexit trade deals

The New European
By Johnathon Read
PUBLISHED: 15:20 09 January 2020 | UPDATED: 15:28 09 January 2020

The 73-year-old illusionist has put his name forward for a role in Boris Johnson's government after Cummings' blog post calling for "weirdos" to apply.

Speaking from Old Jaffa in Israel, Geller told the PA news agency he would ensure the UK gets a deal with the EU by the end of 2020 by using his "psychic powers" and "telepathic abilities" - as well as his "charisma, chutzpah and contacts".

"With my energies, with my mind power, with my know-how, with my connections to world leaders, I can definitely help with the Brexit negotiations," he said.

"I believe I can also negotiate with Iran and get the peace agreements much faster than anyone else can do." However, he added: "I'm not commenting on whether I have begun to do that or I haven't."But I know exactly what's going on and I'm in touch with the right individuals."

More here
https://www.theneweuropean.co.uk/top-stories/uri-geller-wants-to-help-with-brexit-1-6458601

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Uri Geller calls for Dominic Cummings to hire him to secure post-Brexit trade deals (Original Post) bronxiteforever Jan 2020 OP
not The Onion... dhill926 Jan 2020 #1
The spoon bending guy? WTF? yellowcanine Jan 2020 #2
I'll bend them to my will! DavidDvorkin Jan 2020 #3
Maybe he could solve the knife crime problem by bending all the knives... LeftishBrit Jan 2020 #4
I don't see how any of the cabinet are qualified for trade deals either! T_i_B Jan 2020 #5

LeftishBrit

(41,208 posts)
4. Maybe he could solve the knife crime problem by bending all the knives...
Sat Jan 18, 2020, 09:36 PM
Jan 2020

but I don't see how he's qualified for trade deals!

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