Naples (you know which state!) man throws bucket of urine at girlfriend during argument

[UrbScotty]

A Naples man is accused of throwing a bucket of urine at his girlfriend during an argument.

Michael Williams, 43, of the 3000 block of Thomasson Drive, was arrested Sunday by Collier deputies at his home.

According to an arrest report, Williams, who was drunk during the time of the argument, accused his girlfriend of cheating on him.

During the argument, the girlfriend told deputies that Williams threw a can of French onion dip and a bucket of urine at her.

http://naplesherald.com/2015/03/02/cops-man-threw-bucket-of-urine-at-girlfriend-after-argument/

So he literally pissed her off!

[OnyxCollie]

1. Who keeps a bucket of urine on hand for just such an occasion?

[Javaman]

2. that's what I was thinking...

"you know, I think I will fill this bucket up with pee. You never know when that will come in handy!"

[MADem]

4. A logical question, indeed! nt

[jakeXT]

5. It happens in Florida

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Documents show that the elder girl suffered years of abuse, including being locked in her bedroom for days regularly with only a blanket and a bucket to use the bathroom.

The longest they kept the girl locked in her room was 20 consecutive days, the father told police.

In the room, police found only a blanket and a bucket filled with urine in the closet, allegedly a punishment because the teenage girl was stealing and talking back.

Letters from the parents asking her why she should be let out of that room were also found in the police investigation.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2982056/Florida-girl-15-shot-killed-brother-16-sleeping-not-charged-murder-suffered-incest-imprisonment-sexual-abuse.html

[Kaleva]

3. The guy looks like someone who would keep a bucket of piss on hand.

[valerief]

6. Well, at least, he didn't throw the feces bucket at her. nt

[drm604]

7. A can of French onion dip and a bucket of urine.

What kind of party were they planning?