Texas Teen Says He Saw Jesus

[left-of-center2012]

17-year-old Zack Clements ... suddenly collapsed while running in P.E. class.
He was rushed to the hospital where doctors worked to revive him.
According to Clements, “they said I was without a heart beat for 20 minutes.”

“When I was out those 20 minutes, I saw a man who had long ruffled hair and kind of a thick beard, and it didn’t take me long to realize that that was Jesus,” he said.
http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2015/05/14/texas-teen-says-he-saw-jesus-before-being-revived/

[Hoppy]

1. Jesus's skin wasn't dark, was it?

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[left-of-center2012]

10. His skin wasn't dark, was it?

[Hoppy]

11. Thank G_d.

Thanks for the reassurance.

[Hoppy]

2. Did Jesus say he needed money?

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[Hoppy]

3. If I was dead, without a pulse for 20 minutes, I'd rather see Anita Eckberg.

[FSogol]

6. LOL, I would have said, Lynda Carter.

Who knew Jesus was a hipster?

[csziggy]

4. If Jesus thought he was worth saving, why doesn't jesus pay the bills?

From the article linked in the OP:

The family is hoping to raise money for Zack’s medical bills. To make a donation click here. They are also raising money by selling T-shirts.

[Hoppy]

7. The T shirt, itself, may be worth the money.

[Hoppy]

8. Jesus's ass is gonna get in trouble.

It was Jesus's father that made the kid sick in the first place. Jesus is going against his father's will by healing the kid.

[jakeXT]

5. Was he throwing cards ?

[left-of-center2012]

9. Seriously folks .....