Dumb Criminals: Florida (Obviously) Man Robs Convenience Store Wearing Darth Vader Mask

[Initech]

Looks like the force came down on Darth Vader.

The police force, that is.

Jacksonville sheriff's deputies arrested a man on Sunday who allegedly attempted to rob a convenience store wearing a Darth Vader mask and chest plate around 5:30 p.m.

The suspect, later identified as Jacob Jeremy Mercer, was carrying a silver handgun, not a light saber, according to Jacksonville.com.

Police said when 32-year-old Mercer showed the pistol and demanded money from the clerk, the employee responded by chucking a jar of blue cheese dressing at the suspect.

The jar of dressing hit Mercer on the face, according to WPTV.com.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/florida-man-in-darth-vader-mask-robs-convenience-store-police_5653559de4b0258edb324aed?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

[LiberalEsto]

1. This gives new meaning to the old phrase

"Cheese it, the cops!"