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Dumb Criminals: After Proposing At Wal-Mart, Couple Goes On Sex Toy Shoplifting Spree
Nothing says true love like shoplifting sex toys.
The evening of one Michigan man’s successful marriage proposal ended in his arrest for stealing bedroom playthings and jewelry for his new fiancée.
William Cornelius Jr. was charged with lifting about $80 worth of goods from a Spencer’s location at a Bay City mall around 6 p.m. New Year’s Eve.
The supposed theft came after the 25-year-old love bird proposed to his girlfriend at a Walmart less than half a mile down the road. Cornelius asked employees to read his declaration of eternal affection over the loudspeakers.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/michigan-man-arrested-sex-toy-theft-proposal-article-1.2489204
The evening of one Michigan man’s successful marriage proposal ended in his arrest for stealing bedroom playthings and jewelry for his new fiancée.
William Cornelius Jr. was charged with lifting about $80 worth of goods from a Spencer’s location at a Bay City mall around 6 p.m. New Year’s Eve.
The supposed theft came after the 25-year-old love bird proposed to his girlfriend at a Walmart less than half a mile down the road. Cornelius asked employees to read his declaration of eternal affection over the loudspeakers.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/michigan-man-arrested-sex-toy-theft-proposal-article-1.2489204
My favorite part of this story was that the engagement ring was only $30. JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
