Meth-gators: Tennessee Police ask residents to stop flushing drugs down the toilet

[sandensea]

Over the weekend, police in Tennessee asked locals not to flush their drugs down the toilet for fear of turning alligators into "meth-gators."

After officers witnessed a suspect try and dispose of methamphetamine in a lavatory, the Loretto Police Department warned residents on social media that such actions could create "methed up animals," CNN reported.

Police shared the advice on Facebook, writing: "Now our sewer guys take great pride in releasing water that is cleaner than what is in the creek; but they are not really prepared for meth."

"Ducks, Geese, and other fowl frequent our treatment ponds and we shudder to think what one all hyped up on meth would do. Furthermore, if it made it far enough we could create meth-gators in Shoal Creek and the Tennessee River down in North Alabama. They've had enough methed up animals the past few weeks without our help."

Police said they can destroy any drugs safely—without putting critters at risk.

Scientists think that drugs flushed down the toilet could be making their way into the environment and affecting animal populations, The Guardian previously noted.

At: https://www.newsweek.com/meth-toilets-drugs-alligators-ducks-geese-science-police-1449409

Tennessee alligators: A real meth?

[Control-Z]

1. This is some scary shit!

But what are the odds of anyone suddenly becoming a good citizen when faced with disposing of his/her drugs? Seems they'd only be doing it to avoid getting caught in possession of the drugs in the first place.

For everyone else it must be pretty frightening to imagine a methed up alligator coming after you.

[sandensea]

2. True. And not to make light of it; but this has the makings of the next schlock blockbuster.

Methigator.

And of course the sequel:

Methigator II: Methier than Ever.