Fight over milk sends Florida man to jail

[marmar]

LEE COUNTY, Fla. (CBS12) — A fight over milk sent one Florida man to jail.

The Lee County Sheriff's Office arrested Justin Anthony Garcia, 30, on a charge of aggravated battery.

Deputies said he had an argument with another man over which type of milk was better. Whole milk or almond milk? ............(more)

https://cbs12.com/news/local/fight-over-milk-sends-florida-man-to-jail

[Sherman A1]

1. Things just get

curiouser and curiouser..........

[Rule of Claw]

3. And to think, tastes great less filling used

to be satire.

[Thomas Hurt]

2. Passionate about their dairy products...Holy Cow

[Beakybird]

4. Hurting an almond milk lover? How dairy?

Where is the milk of human kindness in these moments? It must not be in the dairy section.

[packman]

5. And cows reading about this are commenting,"How utterly stupid"

And the almond trees are whispering, "Man, that's just nutty"

[Midnightwalk]

6. This is ridiculous

Clearly milk cannot be made out of almonds. It’s right in the definition.

Milk is a nutrient-rich liquid food produced in the mammary glands of mammals. It is the primary source of nutrition for infant mammals before they are able to digest other types of food.

We have to preserve the purity of milk and not allow imposter products to appropriate the label. If we allow nuts to be milked what’s next? Beans? That’s insane.

[marble falls]

7. Damn, this vegan is committed. He puts a whole new twist on "lactose intolerant"!

[eppur_se_muova]

8. Well, it's really a matter of personal choice, because sometimes you feel like a nut ...

... sometimes you don't.

[Javaman]

9. but the bigger question is, was any of the milk spilled on the floor?

think about it. LOL