Florida man with drugs around penis denies they were his

[marmar]

https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/florida-man-drugs-penis-denies-81896573


CLEARWATER, Fla. -- Florida authorities said they found cocaine and methamphetamine wrapped around a man's penis during a traffic stop, but the man denied the drugs were his.

Pinellas County sheriff's deputies said they stopped a vehicle driving without its lights on at 4 a.m. last Saturday. WFLA-TV reports the driver was arrested on charges of DUI and marijuana possession.

Authorities said they found a gun under the passenger’s seat while searching the car and discovered the drugs while searching the passenger.

The man said the drugs were not his, but didn't say who the drugs belonged to, according to the arrest report.

[Prof. Toru Tanaka]

9. BOOM!

Nothing but net on that one!

[FM123]

2. Yep.

And MY Florida man (dear hubby) somehow thought that we would want him to read this news story to us at the dinner table tonight as we tried to eat our food, lol

[Demovictory9]

10. lol

[Sancho]

3. I live in Clearwater, and I didn't see this story locally...

...I guess it wasn't unusual here.

[relayerbob]

4. Florida man of the day

[d_r]

5. dick dinger

[Beastly Boy]

6. I think it's time to rename the Weird News Group to Florida News Group

[NBachers]

7. "What, that? Officer, it's just my weenie wrapper."

[multigraincracker]

8. Best responce is always....

I never saw those before, did you just put it there?

Please don't ask me how I know this.

[MustLoveBeagles]

11. Gee officer. I don't know how that got there