"You better cook the f****** bacon right!"

[marmar]

CAPE CORAL, Fla. – Cape Coral police officers arrested a man at a Waffle House on Wednesday after they received calls about a disturbance.

When officers arrived, they said they heard a man identified as 28-year-old Martin Jose Alvarez yelling expletives at the staff about how his bacon was cooked.

Officers said Alvarez screamed, “You better cook the f****** bacon right!”

Officers asked Alvarez to come outside, but said he resisted until they threatened to use a taser. ................(more)

https://www.local10.com/news/florida/2022/01/21/police-florida-man-busted-after-tantrum-about-bacon/

[underpants]

1. Busted at Waffle House

[3Hotdogs]

2. That's why I cook my bacon myself at home.

[SWBTATTReg]

3. Well, the cops are going to be cooking this guy's bacon now.

Ha ha heh. It's too bad that someone lost control so easily over, of all things, how their bacon was to be cooked. I suspect that if this guy is/was married, he won't be married for long or doesn't have a girlfriend/SO.

Being a former line cook, the bacon, sausage, and a very few other breakfast items were, for the most part, already cooked in advance of the morning rush, maybe thrown onto the grill for a reheat before being plated.